True
There is a praying mantis living in my kitchen
Is that a theme song I'm hearing? I win!!
True
I'd rather live in the country than a big city
hmm, why can't I have you both?
fuck
take some scissors and get the g string out of the way
arch my back while purring under that sexy cape
At BnD - we purr when you pet us just right!
I want to know what the telly tubby looking fucker is going to do with his um......fucker
Guilty - really long day
sex on a greyhound?
llamas and alpacas go together?
heels and thigh highs
I must be turning into a forum junkie or something....
fuck
Guilty
ever tried to match tempo with the song?
The sound you make when you lay down in a really good hotel bed
fuck - now look who's on top
Na na na na boo boo, I'm the winner (@ sg - I noticed that )
the sound you make when you turn a page in a book
running water......bubble baths!!
I'll just give you to Becky for a while.....
Fuck
Innocent
Ever made a playlist specifically for fucking?
Super dorky victory dance!!
fuck
giant rock....rocks are hard............
Definitely not attractive.
Even if you saw it yourself
you wouldn't believe it
I wouldn't trust a person like me
if I were you,
Sure I wasn't there
I swear I have an alibi
I heard it from a man
who knows a fellow
who says its true