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splodger
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 74
United Kingdom

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Yes why wouldn't I we've all been one even if some of us can't remember back that far!
Did anyone else make up their own versions of classic rhymes.

here an example:

Little miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
her knickers all tattered and torn
It wasn't the spider
That sat down beside her
but Little Boy Blue with the horn.
Sara Evans - A Little Bit Stronger


Take this hammer carry it to the Captain, Tell him I'm goin' home
Take this hammer carry it to the Captain, Tell him why I'm gone
I'm a wanted man with the Captain
I'm a wanted man in the shackles
I'm a wanted man in the shackles
I'm a wanted man .....
Mine is not to make any new year resolutions as I can't keep them!
Apple Pie and Custard or apple crumble and custard
and of course a nice creampie!