I heard he (Dirty M) was at the help desk
trying to get free drinks.
He won't mind. oh hell give the whole bar 1.
we'll just blame it on the monkey.
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Quote by maggi
Is this more of a female fantasy than a male one? I would LOVE to do that to a man - especially if the dildo was double ended and with every thrust, I got fucked...
I just think it's a new sexual act that I haven't tried yet!!!
It is not really a fantasy must do act, but would try it in a heartbeat!
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wow, out of 12 replies only one was an actual answer to the question. wow like seriously ya had to be dicks and bitches? fuck whats wrong with a spelling error or 2? god you people are so annoying and think your so smart when actually your just making yourself seem like a fat ass nerd sitting in a basement making yourself feel better by trying to bring others down. get a life
Oh lighten up...we all have our reasons for getting on here and one of mine is to smile or I hope to find myself laughing out loud.
If it was really a serious question you should of posted it in the THINK TANK!
And BelleduJour...hot little story
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I have missed out on all the weeks activities,
Well it's Sat. and I would like something salty
with a twist of sweet. I think that would be an extra large
MARGARITA please! I have heard there's a hard rain gonna fall in Florida.
Stay in, stay hydrated, and have a wild good time.
Well it's Sat. and I would like something salty
with a twist of sweet. I think that would be an extra large
MARGARITA please! I have heard there's a hard rain gonna fall in Florida.
Stay in, stay hydrated, and have a wild good time.
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Hey ya all, How pages fly by.
Shooting condoms eh? Haven't
shot one in years, but it must be like
riding a bike. But I will practice up before
the competition begins. Winner gets a trophy
of a giant condom? or just all the used condoms?
Oh well on your mark, get set, SHOOT!!!!!!
Shooting condoms eh? Haven't
shot one in years, but it must be like
riding a bike. But I will practice up before
the competition begins. Winner gets a trophy
of a giant condom? or just all the used condoms?
Oh well on your mark, get set, SHOOT!!!!!!
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Laughter....the best medicine for what ails you.
And Ale for what doesn't.
Ah yes, Put in Bay.
The playground of the wild and crazy.
I'm ready....lets roll. Well need to catch that damn boat first.
and a special drink. Lets see maybe sex on the beach and then a Tequila Sunrise.
Have a great and safe weekend all!
And Ale for what doesn't.
Ah yes, Put in Bay.
The playground of the wild and crazy.
I'm ready....lets roll. Well need to catch that damn boat first.
and a special drink. Lets see maybe sex on the beach and then a Tequila Sunrise.
Have a great and safe weekend all!
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Quote by scooter
I have got such a kick out of getting away with posting in the ask the girls section,
that I actually got Grandma's sewing kit out, and measured my wife's areolas.
After careful measuring ( I grew up a carpenter and have experience at measuring most everything) I came up with 2 and 5/16ths.
Those pesky hardening nipples you ladies have discussed did prove to be a problem
I took my time on this one. With hardened nips, she measures; 2 and 7/16ths...(:
Now, if someone could translate that to metrics for me, I'll gladly purchase them a set, their choice of size, shape and color from catnip, as soon as she starts selling her fine product.
Scooter you quack me up!!!
I had the same problem, hard nipples and trying to see the damn lines on the measuring tape.
But I got close.
I would like a pair made like this Catnip.
ooo hooo!!!
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Hi to all you over heated Lushkin bumpkins.
I hope you all are wearing your deodorant!
That could be what you're smelling Mr. rumple.
That was supposed to Leggs Magoo. Not just the pantie hose name.
But I'll keep you in mind for another pen name.
Hope ya all stay dry and drink lots of fluids,
so no one dehydrates in this heat wave. And what better place to do
that then in Rumps Place!!!!!
I hope you all are wearing your deodorant!
That could be what you're smelling Mr. rumple.
That was supposed to Leggs Magoo. Not just the pantie hose name.
But I'll keep you in mind for another pen name.
Hope ya all stay dry and drink lots of fluids,
so no one dehydrates in this heat wave. And what better place to do
that then in Rumps Place!!!!!
