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sugarbabe
Over 90 days ago
Female, 155
United States

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Hey, Rumplets? Is my skirt rumpled?
I need 3 aspirins and a margarita chaser.
All that time changes that went on last night
caused me to have jet lag...
always interesting, bats hard to keep up with.
scooter, I found the set of clubs my grandmother left me,
wooden handles and all. can I go and get a cart?
I'll need one to find my balls. I'll wear my golf skirt!
chef, do you lick your arms after the butter drips down them?

oh my,
You all have a great weekend!
Happy Happy Birthday Mr. Nudie Pants!!!

I'll go with 96.
The upside down sex number!
well where is everyone?


I'll play the juke box all night long!
WWM.....whoa joey, went into the archives for that knee slapping, guitar pickin, toe tapping,
get along home old doggie, hoe down. We have the best juke box in town!!!!! come back when you can stay longer, Ya hear. always need a fiddle player.
That's funny rump, he told me he never heard of her!

bat, what did you do go to the other bar?
Hey, Hey, all you Lushkins in LushLand.
Thank you Mr. Rumple for your, ah,
plug for my fictional fantasy! .

Looks like bat is off tonight and so am I.
We'll get this place jiving.

Hey Rumple Thanks for selling my FANTASY! it is just a fantasy ya know.
I was day dreaming and it hit me...
I'll have a swingers party!
Be sure to tune in today sometime and read how it ends!!!

Quote by Helen48
it sends tingles to all the right places


I agree it has to be done right.
and I must add...not every time
but to answer the question...yes its very erotic, and naughty!
just wanted to pat your rump.

you sure know your men bat,
send one this way and make
sure he's straight UP!
filler up and don't be shy with the good stuff...




thanks for the cake, I need a drink to wash it down.

hey chef come over here and turn around....
Quote by gingerluv
I've woken up while having an orgasm many times. Always wish I could remember the dreams that led up to them.


only happened twice tho. The first tme I was in shock
wondering what? why? and how?
I remember the first time I had that done to me.....
I layed there and I went numb, thinking oh my,
what is he doing?
what does it smell like?
I am laying here by myself while he is down there.
I just looked at the ceiling, stunned, embarrassed,
feeling very vulnerable,
out of the comfort zone.
wishing it was over, can't even remember liking it.
But I was young at that time, he kept doing it over and over
and NOW I can hardly get enough. It took two years but that
act was my first orgasm. soon after that I was having them
during intercourse. Thank gawd he kept trying.