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techgoddess
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Drop all barriers
Let my fingers make you soar
And my tongue as well
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Nice for Mysteria to come by, and drop off some cannollis, no less! Thanks M!

Chapelle has a bit about lawn mower porn? He has a new comedy special on Neflix, that I think dropped today. I know about it because I saw an article complaining about it being offensive. Looking forward to being offended!

Annie, that was genius.

Sorry about your Royals, Fuzz. and thanks but no thanks on the pumpkin spice muffins - it's still August!

Köffee please.


I'll keep baking my regular amazing chocolate brownies until late September, does that work? Of course it won't seem like fall where I am until December.
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that would violate the Terms of Agreement set by Human Resources.


Well don't be obvious about it silly....lol
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Good Morning from the Land of OZ (Kansas)

Hugs to Ms Curvy for getting everything set up
Annie you crack me up you have a wonderful mind to run with my feeble thought on Lawn Porn....
Miss Goddess I ran across this early today... Have you tried these Pumpkin Spice Brownies??







Coffee self serve this morning

On a pitiful note Kansas City Royals really really suck....sigh


This looks like my next new recipe to try!
Yes I have, many times.

HYE slept on the beach near the water's edge?
Good morning Curvy and friends. Pouring a cup of this delightful tea for myself. Anyone else care for some? And since the brownies are so conveniently placed, I will indulge in half of one. Just seeing that Florida is now in the cone of possibility of the track of Tropical Storm Dorian. Totally prepared, but it would be nice if it turned or dissipated before getting here. Of course I have a friend coming down to visit Thursday night...and beach time is looking questionable. Ah well...
Thanks for the beer, my fuzzy friend! And the delightful tune. One of my favs from them.

Never smoked...doc told me when I was 10 that if I wanted to live past my 20s, that I should never smoke because my lungs wouldn't handle it. That seemed like good advice at the time and it has served me well. My sisters all smoked...until my mother quit and then anyone still left in the house had to quit too. lol
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I'm a bit old fashioned myself. I'd rather use my imagination and pretend I'm with Karen from Accounting. or i guess rub one out to porn...

I'd pass on the doll thing myself.

A relationship with a doll seems way over the top. IDK what the hell is going on over in japan.


Karen...is she the one you said smelled like strawberries? Just go stand by her desk and enjoy the fragrance. lol

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The doll thing makes me think of the movie, Lars and the Real Girl:

https://youtu.be/boaCxkhFIP0
Sprite I LOVE the new Av! Very sprite-y!

Curvy, I'll have a beer please...waiting on my man to be done working so I might as well enjoy the wait. That he is even in town on a Monday is remarkable...lol

Thanks to those of you who have read my Comp story...if I have missed anyone's from our delightful bar crowd, send me a message and I will make sure to read it!
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Nurse Ratched... Can i have a cup of tea?


Hold the cigarettes. i dont want any of those anyway.


Delicious nectar
Fingertips finding sweetness
Again and again
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TG if you are still here shall we enjoy a couple of pints???


Sorry I missed you, rain check?
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How about a song to go with your lemonade??



Thanks for the song! I always enjoy a good Irish Pub song.
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As requested by Fuzzy, here is a picture of my new baby. I love her so.





It's so.....big....
I’d eat a whole bag of cookies too if I had to live with someone who doesn’t recognize that he is likely part of the issue at hand.
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Interesting! Never thought I'd get into this deep of a cat discussion, lol.

The image of the cat attacking the bird is really heartbreaking. I used to see crows go after ducklings when I lived on a lake. Nature can be brutal. If it's out of control, things have to be done. It doesn't seem to be the case here in Florida, nor do we have coyotes and such things, which is what makes this conversation so interesting.

Edit: oops I lied. If you live near a lake, the gators have generally been known to eat small mammals like cats and dogs. Those who live there typically learn this quickly though. sad


I live in Florida on the Gulf and while I have seen any here, I have seen reports from a few beaches south of me that they have seen coyotes. There also seems to be a new “we lost our cat” post daily from that area. One would think people would keep better track of their cars if they have coyotes in the area. I’m starting to think I might be one of the few responsible cat owners around here.

Interestingly enough, Ping, our cat did not need to be licensed in Michigan, but it is required in Florida. She is not chipped or tattooed because she is strictly an indoor cat. Well since we’ve moved here she goes out on our porch balcony. But it’s third floor and all she really likes to do out there is lay on the couch and watch birds. She’s old and a little lazy and happy to just lay in the sun. Lol.

I’m ready for some lemonade if we have any on hand.
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Not all of us are friendly... *tases you* smile

Welcome to lush, Sr. Now excuse me. One of those uppity canadians is touching my throne with his butt...


Tasing the new guy already? Lol at least offer him a brownie too.
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I dropped a log on my toe and its ouchy.. very ouchy... I may need a nurse.

Nurse Ratched , yes, she will do, wonder if she still has my cigarettes she took away, i could use one today..

I guess I'll have a tea... and codeine..



Feel better!

Good morning Curvy and all! I’d love some tea and I will have a brownie as well. There should be plenty as I dropped off that huge batch the other day. If not I can get baking again later. Might as well bake ‘em and bring ‘em sooner than later as next week my kitchen will torn up a bit. Getting new countertops and a new sink. One of the last big projects for awhile. Been here on the beach a full year now full time. Feels good to have the renovations nearly done. My cat will be happy to be done with strangers in her home. She is bipolar (an actual diagnosis) and doesn’t always like me let alone people she doesn’t know.
I have a kitty that I rescued almost 14 years ago. She is bipolar and needs to be the only pet in the house. I’m really the only person she likes. She’s a beautiful gray cat with green eyes. She’s keeps me company when my man travels which is every week. She has no claws but she packs a mean punch.
No, no, yes.
We got tired of arguing and then having terrific makeup sex. We decided to just skip the argument and just have sex while still angry. Interestingly enough we weren’t angry anymore afterwards.