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thepainter
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 49
0 miles · Kuala Lumpur

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Btw, do my girlfriend's hands and fingers on balls/cock and in ass count as well?
Song should be updated since they still sing about Santonio Holmes.
Just for a day I'd like to trade places with LadyX.
That is, if she's not being trampled by Steelers fan haha.
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I just saw this thread was started in 2007. I wonder if she got them done.


HAHA! I didn't even notice that.


There's no last logged on date on her profile. Though she posted a story after the join date.
Confused I am.
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girls who post nude photos of themselves in their profiles, and seem to get more views for some strange reason...


While there are plenty women who do post pics of themselves the majority of young perfectly shaped/hot women pics are obviously fake. Often those profiles with fake pics end up in the featured members section.
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Goes along with my suggestion to Nic about banning all Steeler's fans from Lush


Then lush might as well close its doors.
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Do you do fansigns?

what do you mean?


nicola means THIS
I'm actually not big on blondes. So if Paris would be in a group of other women and there's brunettes/redheads/etc. in the group then Paris would be the one who gets glanced at after the non-blonde girls.
While I agree with Doll that men often pull that "fuck no, not attractive!" shit a lot, Paris is one of those girls that just radiate surface attractiveness. I'm rarely interested in such women, regardless of hair color.

It's a good thing that most women on my island have dark hair color. As I was walking back home after my chiropractor appointment I obviously was checking out women. When I gave one particular girl a second glance she threw a big smile at me.
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Real men, piss in the sink.

just say'n


Actually, I sometimes pee in the sink while brushing my teeth. Who said men can't multitask?
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Trespassing here but still want to give my 2 cents.
Whenever I use a public toilet I use toilet paper and the water in the bowl to clean the seat. Maybe I ought to start getting paid for this.


You sure your a man, you sound to feminine ha ha LOL. You mean can pee anywhere why take the trouble to do that, unless your at work. In that case clean away!


In some ways I'm very feminine and damn proud of it.
And usually I sit down to pee. So no fights with hornybunny74 about me leaving the toilet seat up.
Or you can go wild on him by tying him up and blindfolding him. Then you can ravage him and make him see what he's missing out on.
Trespassing here but still want to give my 2 cents.
Whenever I use a public toilet I use toilet paper and the water in the bowl to clean the seat. Maybe I ought to start getting paid for this.
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Waffles are WAY better than pancakes.


You clearly have not tasted MY pancakes!
Holy shit, game was insane! Still shaking! Wish hb74 was here cause I want some victory sex haha!
Getting close to kick off time, got my living room dressed up in Terrible Towels, Steelers dices and whatnot. Hope they win!
First things first. Let's wait and see whether the Steelers can beat the Ravens at Heinz Field on Saturday. Going to be one ugly, tough and close motherfucker of a game.
I kinda get what catnip means. But in the very nature of a relationship where each partner is committed to the other, lies inherent change to please one another. While catnip is actively seeking to be pleased, the 'side effect' is that her partner is changing the way he is (or was). The way he was is what made her initially fall for him, so now she wants to change the change caused by her own appearance and longings.
This vicious circle perfectly shows the human nature!
Skin tags are more common than you might think. Also, you can easily remove skin tags by yourself. Some like the clean sterilized scissors approach, others like using dental floss/sewing thread to tie off the skin tag at its base and let it die and fall off in a few days.
Just gather up some courage and get on with it!
Not a problem, I've never experienced a woman being "too wet". Sure sometimes a cock can slip out due to all the juices but then you just slide right back in.
Have you discussed your level of wetness with female friends?
Allow me to give a response from a guy's perspective.

I think a lot of men on adult websites are horny, lonely and have too much time on their hands. I'm absolutely positive that some of the women they encounter on these type of websites are actually guys. Same for all the hot perfect hourglass figure girls in their early 20s who claim to be bi or lesbian. I saw a profile just now where some "girl" had posted pics of all female members from her family and her best friend. They all looked pretty hot, they surely must be actual pics of said family members/friends!

From a man's standpoint the line of thinking is that it's always worth a shot. You might get 99 "hell no! fuck off perv!" answers and then strike gold (even if it's with a guy impersonating a woman). In the online world virtually (pun intended) everything is allowed since it's not real life. Who cares if you offend some woman who's on some adult website, right? She must be on there because she's lonely, cock hungry and in need of your cum!
For most men they won't register that lushstories is about STORIES. They just see ADULT and think that makes anything go like on any other amateur adult website.

Of course it's sad that a vast amount of men out there act like this. I do symphatize with all the women on lush who've been harassed. Frequently I apologize on behalf of the male species since I know how horrible they are.

I guess it might be like looking for the proverbial needle in the haystack on adult websites. There's a few good men out there but you'll have to take some time to find them.

Finally, I think most of my cock pics are on my girlfriend's lush profile so I'm in the clear.
tiacutebutt and all the other cutebutt profiles are the 61 y/o dude I tracked down to his unlisted vids on youtube.
Ok I added a fictional date of birth and fave authors. I think that covers all required fields but I don't see the badge on my profile. What am I doing wrong? lol
I'd like to have this badge but don't want to give out my date of birth.