Granted, they all show up at your house for dinner.
I wish I could predict the future.
Unfortunately, those times will be during freezing weather.
... giggled at such a sight...
Was I supposed to ask permission?
Fortunately, the earth is suddenly gripped by an ice age so you won't be wearing the bikini.
...where it's raining cats and ...
Are you giving out samples?
Are you saying Grace is obviously a tart?
Unfortunately, you get carpet burns on your ass
which always makes me feel