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tubby1961
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 64
0 miles · Warwick

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Gee thanks Frank, I didn't think you were that sort of guy. Sadly I try for below and hope like hell it is a woman.
Frank let's see how many pretty women we can attract when they see what we have to offer them.
I'm with you and while we have a drink or three we can talk about those lovely Asian ladies you have been posting over the years.
No.

Have you met a fellow Lush member and were they like you expected them to be?
Quote by Buz
What? Do you mean your penis doesn't vibrate naturally?


I'm with you, I thought this was normal.
Once you are finished doing all of the above give your GF a tongue bath
If I say yes it means Midnight has to be the double adaptor as there is no way his big 12" monster is going anywhere near my virgin arse.
Start with a date which means drinks and then see what happens
A few people are mistaken as everybody knows AUSTRALIA is God's country... beautiful white sandy beaches, pretty women, koalas and me, what else could you ask for. he he
Quote by sprite
i wanted to be a professional basketball players. damn you mom and dad for giving me crap DNA!


Nice one!


I wanted to go to art college but didn't worry about study so didn't make it there. Went through high school doing accounting type courses and failed all my exams but have been working in an office for 34 years now...
I love most ice cream except chocolate and mango but if the ladies want to lick/eat ice cream off my body any flavour will do me. Also if the ladies what me to return the favour I'm happy to give it a go. Turkish Delight is my favourite.
After the spanking you gave me elsewhere I think it is your turn to ease my pain so you can do the honours Ms Kiera.