Never except while in my pyjamas for the reasons mentioned above...zippers and feel of support from undies.
If a woman was so desperate to pay for me (a fat slob) to go somewhere with her I'd do it.
I'd probably watch a couple of women peeing on each other but would not go out of my way specially to see it, not really my cup of tea.
An office administrator, look at a computer screen all day, it pays the bills so isn't too bad.
Murder on the Orient Express
Turn around and run like hell
Ha! Ha! Said The Clown - Manfred Mann
Only if Carl stayed on his side of the bed and didn't try anything.
Damn how'd he know that..
TPBM steals knickers off other people's clothes lines.
Next time Steve you are Down Under I'll shout you a pot of beer.
Easter is okay as I meet up with the rest of my extended family.
TPBM If you had the chance would you come out on my boat with me?
As it is JR it will have to be spank
I'd take Rosie out on a date and she can tell me all about her studies.
Xanado - Olivia Newton John
Start with a date and see what develops later...
Kiss the lovely Kiera all over