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tubby1961
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 65
0 miles · Warwick

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Quote by Lisa
I've only been involved in two car accidents and they were both caused by men.

I still think they're better parallel parkers than women, though!


I have only been in one accident and that was when I was rear ended by a woman which almost sent me into the path of a city bus. All the same though I think women generally (except my friend from the previous sentence) are safer drivers as they don't seem to take the same risks as men.

Lisa has obviously never seen me try to parallel park, I have to find 2 parking spaces together and go in front end first. In the country I never needed to know so never learnt it.
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