I have used my own image as my avatar but come back to this one (off the internet) as I think it is more fun.
I feel sorry for them as they have been having trouble since September. Mother Nature can be very harsh at times unfortunately.
I'd buy SirLoin and get him to paint my house
I agree with DirtyMartini, go as you are and then tell us all about the adventures you had. Should be good reading.
Like a lot of the others I googled erotic stories and found Lush. These days I mostly go to the forums and chat with some great people I have met here. Totally love this site, thanks Nicola, and hope to stay for years to come.
Please do Ms VanGogh, you wicked woman...
With a feather I would tickle her till she begged for mercy.
Start with a kiss followed by a big bear hug.
Who out there believes what BB just stated? Neither did I.
I would untie BB, give him his clothes and send him on his way.
Fluffy Duck for me. You don't know they are alcoholic till you have had a few and try to stand up.
Yeah I'd buy hapless so he could do the paddling on my boat thus freeing both my hands for the ladies.....
Lola was Mimi's assistant.
Strip and watch all the pretty ladies even the ones not interested in a big fat stud like me..
People that come here making accussations thus spoiling it for others that come here for a bit of fun.