I have heard that tats hurt if they are done close to the bone so on your arse and in my case fat stomach seem to be the best places as they shouldn't hurt as much getting inked.
It still amazes me that anyone falls for it. People must see dollar signs flashing before their eyes and forget to put their brains into gear.
A big bear hug back followed by some sloppy smooches
Next time I wash my car I'll set up the camera and take a picture just for you SHE.
The Duke (John Wayne or is it Southern Jim)
Let me massage you so your cramp goes away
Quick pinch me so I know I'm not dreaming.... OUCH!
A hug and a kiss for supporting a worthy cause.
PYC doesn't believe in taking showers
No you are not horrible. Have you spoken to your boyfriend about this matter. Maybe he doesn't realise that you require sex more often.
On behalf of all the males on this site PLEASE! PLEASE! How was that rxtales?
Basil Rathbone as Sherlock Holmes
RM is the star performer at the aforementioned brothel.
Good morning my Lil Sugarplum, did you enjoy our rumpy pumpy last night?