Mercianknight taught him all he knows about crochet
Nice one, I love taking sunset pictures....maybe I'll have to try one of these. Any volunteers to be my model?
I've been waiting under the covers all this time.
LusciousLola is hopeless in bed
Man! I feel like a woman! - Shania Twain
A big welcome back hug and kiss on that cute bum staring at me
High price woman - John Lee Hooker
A big Winnie the Pooh hug followed by a big slobbery kiss.
Don't they have some type of dye they put in the pools these days which makes the water change colour if you pee in it?
Having period pains, giving birth.... no way would I want to be a woman.
Me & my gin - Bessie Smith