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unicorn92
1 month ago
Lesbian Female, 34
0 miles · United States

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i really shouldnt be on here when I should be sleeping I am going to get yelled at for being bad lol
Kamikaze is at the top of my list, then screwdrivers, electric blue lemonade, apple martinis, and basically anything that tastes really good lol
And as far as beer either bud or corona with lime is good
I have never really done shots except for vodka orange juice, I want to try others, except the stupid legal age here is 21 which is bullshitsad and fake i.d. doesnt work in bars because they suck:(
I would want to have the power of teleportation, so I could go quickly to wherever I want in the whole worldbiggrin Maybe then I would be able to find a unicorn!!smile
Pretty Messy

You scored 74% Dirtiness!
Your score indicates that your mind is on its way to true dirty status. You've passed the test, but there are some things you could work on. You appreciate dirty things and you wouldn't call your thoughts pure, but you haven't gone completely dirty. You don't have a hard time thinking dirty, but you're probably less driven to do so than someone with a true dirty mind.
i should really not be a lazy ass mofo, but sometimes i really am lol
Don't know if it's been done before, but I thought it would be fun to name things that go together like how people say things like you are the cheese to my burger. I'll start
Peanut butter and jelly
The sun and the sky
The stars and the moon
Bread and butter

I hope the way I explained this makes sense
I will never forget this one person who is really special to me.
and
I will never give up on love.
I used to play basketball, with killer practices 5 days a week, but since I have quit I feel fat, so I have improvised by taking long walks, and now since last week I have been doing situps and leg exercises cause my thighs are small tree trunks-_- I am trying to slim them down a bit, then I will be happy with myself.
FUCKING LAUNDRY. especially the stupid handwash crap. I am not Amish, so I do not want to have to handwash shit. But no, these bitches still make me break out the old washboard-_-
I will never cheat, because it is fucked up, and I wouldn't want someone to do that to me.
idk why but it reminds me of chocolate loll so now i want to go buy a hersheys bar
either way whatever it was supposed to be is 0 cause vaginas still rule the universesmile give up silly boys