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unicorn92
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Female, 33
0 miles · United States

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For some reason I seem to get quite a few compliments (don't know why, I am not like drop dead gorgeous or anything) but the best compliment I have gotten so far is that I look like Taylor Swift. And not just one person has told me that, I lost count. It has to be at least 30 people that have told me that. I take that as a huge compliment cause she is very pretty. Also a lot of people compliment my eyes, that's usually the first thing people notice about me =)
I'm not gonna lie, I swear like a sailor and every other word out of my mouth is a curse word, so I most likely subconsciously say this word from time to time, but never in front of kids, and i would not call someone a cunt, unless they really did something so screwed up to deserve it. So far I only thought one person deserved to be called that. other than that, i dont really use the word...
I am not sure what category to list my story under. It's my story for the winter competition so I want to get it posted soon, but I'm not sure what category to check off when I submit it. The story has straight sex, (with another woman secretly watching them) lesbian sex, and a brief moment of non-descriptive gay sex. I am not really sure what to do. It is kind of a love story, but not a typical one, so should I submit it into the "love stories" category? I just don't want it to get rejected.
1- when I was little, my best friend and I thought we would become rich by selling chalk paste (sidewalk chalk mixed with water)
2- I have over 50 trophies from bowling and basketball, more from basketball.
3- when I was little, I would go around my house singing stuff, making up lyrics mostly about how much I love Jesus, trees, the stars and stuff like that and just random stuff... Actually I kinda still do that lol except the lyrics I write now make lots more sense
H O B B I E S

Homeless orphans bring big icicles every Sunday.

L A P T E V N
I'm not a perfect person
There's many things I wish I didn't do
But I continue learning
I never meant to do those things to you
And so I have to say before I go

That I just want you to know
I found a reason for me
To change who i used to be
A reason to start over new
And the reason is you

The Reason- Hoobastank
A M U S I N G

A muttering unicorn sells indigo night gowns.

I L R A F J N
the most comfy soft tshirt i own (black, tight fitting shirt, that has bright ass neon writing that says atlantic city new jersey, and a pink palm tree and lime green sun) and the most comfy sweats I own (also black, with bright ass writing, but they say boston on them) and pink fuzzy socks, cause fuzzy socks are awesome in the cold weather =) wow that was a very detailed response lol
agree.. everyone around where I live sucks=(

It's good for adults to sometimes watch cartoons, or do something fun, to keep the kid inside them alive, and remind themselves that they are still young.
fool, despair, and pee
well good to know I'm a fool in despair that has to pee =(
Definitely an Italian restaurant. Pasta and chicken parm are just foods that cannot be bad. Most likely, I would just take them to olive garden, cause its the best chain restaurant ever. Free breadsticks and salad=epic win.
Basically, anything I can find that is cute and comfortable, which doesnt happen too often. And when it does happen, I get extremely happy. And my favorite pair of sneakers (white nike airs) are hanging from a telephone wire on my block because of this stupid beeotch life ruiner. And what sucks is that they were pretty much new too-_- but anyways most of all, I love my converse sneakers, and for the summer usually flip-flops, heels or sandals, and during the winter I live in comfy warm boots or when I'm home I wear fuzzy socks or my penguin slippers =)
deep purple
matchbox 20
whitestripes
garbage
twisted sisters
gorillaz
queen
prince
guns n roses
red hot chile peppers
smashing pumpkins
blondie
pixies
rolling stones
scissor sisters
eagles
u2
twisted sister
eminem?(if thats m&m's on the ground near the fruit stand)
green day
radio head
beach boys
the cars? (i think thats a band)
lemonheads
50 cent? (the big silver coin)
crowded room or maybe crowded house?? (no idea if thats a band or not...)
alice in chains
kiss? (the people kissing on the street corner)
the doors? (if those are doors leaning up against the building on the left of the picture across the street)
led zepplin
maybe the pink sky is pink or pink floyd maybe?
cypress hill
is there a band called the plants?? i don't know now i'm just guessing.
I think theres something to do with the snake but i can't think of any bands I know of with snake in it... maybe snakes and ladders i dont know?
and there is something with those planes i feel like i have heard of a band called low flying planes but i don't know...?
and if that is a pile of nails right by the 20 on the ground then i guess thats nine inch nails?
i'm gonna stop guessing now i have been looking at this for like an hour so i'm gonna try to do something else with my life lol
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You complain about having to wait 2 days for your story to be verified? Try heading to other sites and see how you enjoy the 2 WEEK wait to get a story published.

I'm done with you.




I think the lush team does a fantastic job, and 2 days really isn't such a long time. Clearly a lot of stories are published each day and each editor only has 1 pair of eyes to read the stories and determine if they are up to the standards of lush or not. Seriously just cause your story gets sent back and isn't published, it is really not such a big deal, and you shouldn't leave lush because of it... But if you can't deal with being patient for a mere 2 days then adios I guess...
Then, a magical unicorn showed up. The unicorn looked around, curiously and...