pass the bottle around, folks.... it's not like I can serve ya's and spin a story.
Ibrahim
Got to thicken, that was not the first time my misguided hearing got me in a spit of troubles.... You see... a few Mondays ago, I was sitting up in the living w withering the old dog..... had the WWF blasting to aggravate the wife.... not like I believe that show is for real... but it was on and my mind was on them ladies... the big girl all upset about getting bullied... but there goes my wife trying to get my attention and rattling on about something.... well she claimed later that she said to fetch up a blanket... she changed out the bed and only gots some sheets back on.... went on to rambling.... something about.... (again, as she claimed later.... ) that there was a storm a coming.... that I better close up the backdoor.... before things get to running.. grab hold of the lock as it had been sticky again...and dump that trash...
Well as I said...my mind was on the 20-something redhead, there on the WWE show...she all talked about kicking soms ass and taken names... after I quieted down, I went about stopping past the bathroom... stripping down for bed... then grabbing a blanket and head on in there.....
As I walked in.... darkened room and all I make out my wife.... back to me and covered with a sheet but taken on quite a movement.... without my glasses I thought maybe she was in a mood and was over there stirring in herself... and having a bit of organic energies ago'en there... having had a good 3-fingers of that whiskey, my clouded mind figured out what the wife had said..... that she was in a bit of a storm.... that I better be closen' up her back door.... then... grab a hold of my "cock and get it sticky" and to be "jump this ass...."
Look'en back and hearing her ripping at me over the next three days... I'm thinking I had it a bit wrong that night.... the only real storm I saw that night was her coming out of one of the hot flashes.... no thinking about it.... the only thoughts of sexualizing going on that night was me try'n stroken the dead chicken to life, and watching her shiver'n across the bed for having no blanket.....What-a-man gots to do.... lucky I do know my way to Lushville.....
Rump.... share up that bottle of QuitMan whiskey.....
If it's a bit too much to pitch in and help her, simple arrange yourself to enjoy the view and slowly start masturbating, yourself.... An alternative too, is start yourself, letting her know it's o.k. to be open about masturbation. Keep your mouth shut until she makes a statement or question.... then only refer back you how horny you are thinking of her enjoying herself... if she started first, again relate only to how horny you got thinking of watching her pleasure....
Use to always buy a paperback copy for reading in travels, commuting, or just around the house, then buy a collection copy if I felt it impressive enough to have! Passed along the paperback version to anyone truly interested in reading or gifted it to someone that should read more but couldn't afford good books.
Cost to share by ripping in half and spend time together, ($8-$20), worth every penny!!
Mysteria
Never said your stories were gross... was laughing in that with you open mind in writing, that I was surprised you viewed the forum topic as gross..... which it is... if not gross, plenty odd.
Realize that, to each their own.....
So stop pouting and enjoy your day.
used in such statements as "Ogling his goodies...."..... "Caught her flashing her goodies..."
:d/ 
Any clues..... like are you in an open relationship?..... 
asking parents if a friend can sleep over..... or is she? 
... so you all take care, stay warm or cool... what ever flips your flopper....I'll see what I can find of my schedule...
