Very very sad news. He was one of my favorite comedians.
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Very very sad news. He was one of my favorite comedians.
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wistful_wonderer
Over 90 days ago
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Very very sad news. He was one of my favorite comedians.
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I am gonna have to say I am a two. Love the men a tad bit more than the ladies but occasionally yearn for the tender touch of a woman.
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My only problem with this photo is that I know what weights/types of oil are for what, and I even know how to change my own. So in that regard I'm probably better qualified to pick oil than a man is to pick tampons. I don't know any men who say they can change their own tampons....
I just love the way you think. 
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Vanilla camomile tea. Very yummy and one step closer to bed.
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Optimistic..... Had a good friend to chat with this evening. Thanks for the kind words.
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1. When my remote falls behind my bed, I'll leave it there for days to teach it a lesson.
2. I'm weird about things being in/around my eyes. I cried the first time I tried mascara...and again (and harder) when I tried eyeliner. Not because they hurt, but because I was fucking terrified.
3. I primarily use Netflix to watch old cartoons I watched growing up. Not the cool ones that everyone still loves, but shit like Dragon Tails and Arthur.
4. I pick things up with my toes...often.
5. I hated my hair up until my senior year of high school. My mom wouldn't let me get a relaxer, so I just had to learn to work with it. Now it's one of my favorite features.
Dani~~ I confess to sharing your numbers 4 & 5. My hair can be a hot mess. It's naturally curly. I spent the first half of my life trying to straighten it and the second part embracing it.
I hate my hair touched when I am wearing it curly.
Okay...let me think up any further current confessions.....nope..I think I am good for now...went to confession in Ireland and confessed the big stuff there ;-)
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Every single description above is oh so very correct. I love love love extended foreplay. It just enhances the wanting feeling for my partner and when he finally enter me I like him to do so slowly. I like to feel him...every inch of him fill me full. Give my body a few nice slow thrusts as I adapt to the pleasure of him inside me. There is nothing better than the lip biting, toe curling, leg shaking entrance of my lover especially when he's watching and awaiting my body's response to his entry. Great....now I need sex. Lol
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You sir are a rare commodity. I have never asked a partner to do this even though to me it's really no big deal. My spouse thinks they are foreign objects and is afraid to touch a tampon if I leave a box out. He just asks if I can put those things away so he doesn't have to look at them. He is a little squeamish and it has seemingly worsened as the years have gone by. I don't remember him being this bad when we first got together. Ah well....I always was the more open minded one out of the two.
Tampons, condoms, lube....all my job to purchase.....oh along with the porn and sex toys. I am not complaining. This way I get what I want.
Tampons, condoms, lube....all my job to purchase.....oh along with the porn and sex toys. I am not complaining. This way I get what I want.
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I want to be able to do this and am working on my technique with every attempt. Hope to be able to report soon that I was successful after my many attempts. I feel as though my partners have made the most pleasurable noises when receiving a blow job and I like to give it a good hard honest try and get a wonderful pleased reaction out of my man. I aim to please. 
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It would have to be the nervous fiddling down the pants and not having the slightest clue to spread my legs to give him more room to explore. I remember starting to grow warmer and warmer and mind starting to blank and right before I orgasmed I clamped my legs shut not having a clue what was happening to me. I think I thought I had a bad reaction to the alcohol we had drank earlier. Oh innocence....how sweet it was...I ruined my first orgasm.
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I was a little late on the bandwagon but read the books earlier this year. I got through them fairly quickly. I was a little lost on why there was so much controversy over them. Didn't seem that risqué or or s&m. Seemed more like a romance novel. Once I finished I was looking for something a little more erotic. I saw an add on cosmopolitan magazines Facebook page about lushstories. I checked it out and now here I am. I am hooked. I suppose I have 50 shades to thank for leading me here.
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Yesterday afternoon. It was very very unexpected but lovely none the less. Wish every afternoon was as delightful.
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He can be laying, sitting or standing. I like to be on my knees and in front of him so I can look up and make eye contact as he watches me closely. Nothing turns me on more than the looks traded during oral sex.
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Absolutely yes to manscaping. I keep trimmed and neat and expect and appreciate the same. Makes it a more enjoyable experience if you take the time to prep the playing field.
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I am in favor of no stings, occasional sex with someone I know and trust well. Even though I have a fantasy to have a one night stand with a complete stranger it really would be a far stretch for me to go through with it. I'd chicken out, go to my hotel and cuss myself for not going through with it.
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Yes I totally would depending on the two guys. This is something I have yet to experience but maybe someday.
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BB King
Ron White
Steve Adler
Dr. Oz
All nice enough. Have met a lot of musicians in my day but most I have met are the same as you and me.
Ron White
Steve Adler
Dr. Oz
All nice enough. Have met a lot of musicians in my day but most I have met are the same as you and me.
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Oh how I adore sweet stolen kisses perfectly timed whilst in the throws of passion. Even if I have to break the kiss to moan or feel the moment I enjoy feeling my lovers lips and breaths upon mine. If a lover can read you and is truly in tune with you they will know when to kiss. Kissing throughout is my favorite part....well one of them anyways....if we mesh well in the kissing department.
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When I was young and more foolishly carefree I had sex several times at work. If the opportunity arose again I wouldn't count it out if I knew I wouldn't get caught.
For the past 12 years I have worked in a cubicle office so getting it on in a space without a door and 300 nosey women around has proved challenging. I suppose a quickie in the parking lot isn't out of the question.
For the past 12 years I have worked in a cubicle office so getting it on in a space without a door and 300 nosey women around has proved challenging. I suppose a quickie in the parking lot isn't out of the question.
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Well since I have been in Ireland 3 weeks now, I am missing spicy food, pickles, and my coffee pot. Sick of the instant coffee. Why does this country thrive on tea but no one has a coffee pot?? Home sweet home I faintly hear you calling.
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Sopranos would be my show. I loved that show but it wouldn't be the same without Gandolfini.
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According to my husband, knackers and chancers in Ireland. Lol. I thought they were nice and enjoyed the attention but he didn't think so. He told me to stay away from guys like that. They weren't just being nice. One said sorry for trying to shift your wife. He asked how many kids we had and hubby replied with six ( we have one) and then asked if we were happily married. Lord have mercy. It was funny.
Typically I attract funny, witty, smart strong willed men.
Typically I attract funny, witty, smart strong willed men.
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The first shower I took with a girl involved us four wheeling and getting really really muddy. We were late for a double date with guys I work with. Really we were just gonna hang out ( hook up). When we showed up we were a mess.....but a hot mess 
we asked to use their shower and the said we could. They didn't realize we were going to shower together. Neither did we really but we had been throwing back beers all day while four wheeling. The boys came in and watched us wash the mud from each other. It was a turn on for all and led to an awesome night. I have a few even better stories from that night. But that was my first of many showers with a girl....and yes something usually naughty happens. 
we asked to use their shower and the said we could. They didn't realize we were going to shower together. Neither did we really but we had been throwing back beers all day while four wheeling. The boys came in and watched us wash the mud from each other. It was a turn on for all and led to an awesome night. I have a few even better stories from that night. But that was my first of many showers with a girl....and yes something usually naughty happens. 
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Major, major, major turnoff. So help me if you come near me or mention fisting we cannot be friends. Ouchie. No fist zone here.
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I believe it was wonderful on his part. I received pointers along the way but then he just sat back and let me get to work. I had no freaking clue what I was doing. Fumbling around with my new toy. haha. He was nice and told me as he was about to cum and instructed me to swallow. It was pretty casebook blowjob but I had a good teacher. My mind was racing with questions and nervousness though.
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Why of course and in various different ways.
Yes ma'am - I agree with this statement...mmmmmm
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It's a necessary tactic. Nothing better than to occasionally take a moment away from the task at um..... Mouth so to speak... And look up to gaze into your lovers eyes as he watches on adoringly. Such a turn on for both.
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I am a flirt by nature. I don't discriminate when handing out my flirtations. That's just my personality. For the most part, flirts are harmless, light hearted and just provide an ego boost or smile to someone's day.
If I am flirting with intention the object of my flirt will know. There will be no question as of my intent when I am flirting to capture one persons attention or affection.
Now flirting for jealousy, to get even or anything somewhat malicious.....not gonna happen. You either want me or you don't. I don't play games like that. I don't like to even the score or get someone back by making them jealous. That's just hurtful and no one wins.
Feeling jealousy when it's innocent in nature, sure....nothing wrong with that and that's just human. We all do it and feel that way from time to time.
If I am flirting with intention the object of my flirt will know. There will be no question as of my intent when I am flirting to capture one persons attention or affection.
Now flirting for jealousy, to get even or anything somewhat malicious.....not gonna happen. You either want me or you don't. I don't play games like that. I don't like to even the score or get someone back by making them jealous. That's just hurtful and no one wins.
Feeling jealousy when it's innocent in nature, sure....nothing wrong with that and that's just human. We all do it and feel that way from time to time.
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Yes I have. Just did a mental inventory and more than I realized. Ah well.