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wolfchild
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
United Kingdom

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Doh, was really hoping to get a lady, sorry mate you don't quite do it for me
Sorry mate but please leave the y fronts on, not really interested but am very tired.. After all a beds a bed
Quote by Sallie
Yes you read correctly, it is me, the sexiest. I'm back. So thank you all so much for keeping my trophy warm & ready, for giving it a little spit & polish once in a while (hehe - sorry forgot myself for a moment). So now you can Close the book, blow out the candles, go home crowd! The game is won. The GOAT of this post is here and no, my sense of self importance has not diminished one little bit smile Heck if there was a prize for sexiest and longest (fnar) posting, then by gum, I'd win that too.


nah sorry cm, sally did very well but I now take over my rightful throne...I also never get bored at yes, or is that for a useless fact forum?
Likes to rummage through neighbourhood bins for dirty knickers, male or female he is not fussy either way
Sorry mate gonna have to pass, your legs are way too hairy for stockings...
I could wear pj's and just hug if agreeable...well it is almost winter here in England
Would one mind at least partially clothed, I am an introverted Englishman after all...
Contrary to certain rumours I have never tied a house brick to my cock overnight in an attempt to lenghthen my manhood... Honest
He got carried away after a good few beers and assumed I was a woman, thank fuck for Yale locks...
Good for you, I'm in awe of someone who sounds like a great mother.
Well it is a fact after all.....
Attempt a polar expedition (think my testicles would up in my neck)