Doh, was really hoping to get a lady, sorry mate you don't quite do it for me
A foreign holiday, the UK weather in winter is pants...
Sorry mate but please leave the y fronts on, not really interested but am very tired.. After all a beds a bed
Umpa Loompa (well sorry but ur profile says you are short)
You promised that it does latex does not hurt...
Ok help what's after four
Likes to rummage through neighbourhood bins for dirty knickers, male or female he is not fussy either way
Sorry mate gonna have to pass, your legs are way too hairy for stockings...
Have some beers together and watch some serious sport
I could wear pj's and just hug if agreeable...well it is almost winter here in England
Would one mind at least partially clothed, I am an introverted Englishman after all...
The toilet...sorry got to go now, laters
Contrary to certain rumours I have never tied a house brick to my cock overnight in an attempt to lenghthen my manhood... Honest
He got carried away after a good few beers and assumed I was a woman, thank fuck for Yale locks...
I have never had a pet armadillo called Brian
It's time for nursery to administer a montser enema
Good for you, I'm in awe of someone who sounds like a great mother.
Well it is a fact after all.....
Normally to 20 if I take my socks off....
Sorry 12, 513
Also I have never considered being a vicar
Attempt a polar expedition (think my testicles would up in my neck)
Go to school parents evening
Mmm lots of licking followed by a hot fuck
Doh, stupid fingers sorry or the triple post...