About secretjanedoe


I work for the government, enough said. I am a tough ass so don't mess with me. I owe my ability to be on lush to hotspot shield. because of my line of work I can't have website owners of sites like this knowing where I actually am and holding it over my head. In fact I either use hotspot shield or a government grade proxy when doing most private things on the web. Its nothing personal but if I want a private life I need to take precautions!

Jane Doe
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Date Joined:
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Topic: What's on your sexual bucket list?
Posted: 04 Mar 2012 19:39

sex in at least a semi public space

Topic: Things that cheer you up
Posted: 04 Mar 2012 19:29

Getting new knives and axes to carve with :D yep I like sharp pointy stuff
ooooh knives are fun too i'm more of a gun chick but i like knives enough too ;0

Topic: Things that cheer you up
Posted: 04 Mar 2012 13:28

Emptying a clip or 2 at the shooting range

Topic: Father punishes daughter for her rant on Facebook.
Posted: 10 Feb 2012 17:08

I'm glad it went viral! What a little snot! I want to know her reaction to this!

Topic: Announcing our $100 February "Attention Whore" Competition
Posted: 31 Jan 2012 19:41

Oh damn...I'm gonna have a little trouble competing here I see...

I might have to resort to some cheap and totally shameless self-promo techniques...

Just saying...<img src="/images/emoticons/happy8.gif" alt="happy8">

I already updated my signature for the occasion!

Oh and PS.
To the powers that be: I am not willing to give out enough PI for you to give me my $100 dolars so if I win I would graciously allow the money to go back into the site and compensate for all the hard work that is done here. Just saying. if you'd rather keep your money here's my link LOL: http://www.lushstories.com/secretjanedoe

Topic: Glee
Posted: 31 Jan 2012 19:35

Lets start our own glee party!!

I brought supplies:

Topic: Men & Women, what's your opinion...
Posted: 31 Jan 2012 19:33

http://upload.lushstories.com/376-Screen Shot 2012-01-31 at 10.31.34 PM.png

http://upload.lushstories.com/338-Screen Shot 2012-01-31 at 10.31.51 PM.png

I think the cooper coupe is pretty sexy. Look at the mini beast with its spoiler and shit. Oh snap!

Topic: Men & Women, what's your opinion...
Posted: 31 Jan 2012 17:55

I just looked up the old minis ('72 and austin) they are so sick and bad ass looking screw the TDI go with one of those!

Topic: How much intro does a story need?
Posted: 31 Jan 2012 15:53

There's always the old reliable, flashback. Once you've gotten the reader hooked on the story and/or characters, you might be able to 'flashback' to that intro. The great thing about a place such as Lush is the freedom it gives you to try new things.

When you 'git 'er done' drop by Rumplations and let me know. If the thought of entering that dive bothers you, send me a msg. I'd like to see what you came up with.


Thanks for your help I am having trouble getting it past mods. The two I have sent it to at this point had varying problems with separate pieces of content so I am editing it hopefully one last time and then I will be sure to let you know.

Thanks again!

Topic: Have you ever had a fuck buddy? How did the relationship work out? Or did it?
Posted: 31 Jan 2012 15:49

I did have a boy toy/ fuck buddy once. he was like 6 years younger than me and it din't work out. I worked too much to satisfy him and he decided we needed to fuck other people for awhile LOL. But for real it didn't work I think he got attached and I felt, as shallow as it may sound, that he should be more like a vibrator, there when I wanted him and metaphorically in my side table drawer when I didn't want him but he would come over randomly and once he even brought flowers which is a serious breach of fuck buddy protocol. I was at a point when I didn't want a serious relationship.

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I'm gonna be away for the next couple of weeks, and won't be back until after Christmas...so, here is my early holiday message for you my friend.

Have a nice holiday with your family and friends...

Make sure you eat lots of

And drink lots of

But don't steal those belong to

Otherwise, he will think you must have been very very

Happy Holidays!

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01 Apr 2012 23:01
Hey, Jane.. Thank you for adding me to your Friends List... Hope we can chat real soon!! Love ya... Steve XOXO

04 Mar 2012 20:32
Welcome back.
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It's your birthday? Happy Birthday!
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Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
01 Feb 2012 02:00
Thx 4 the add!!xxxooo
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