Zee walked into the bar like she owned it. Like she owned it and wanted to burn it down. She strode over to the pretty, green-eyed bartender without acknowledging the five men gawking at her.
"Where is she?" Zee demanded.
"You know, if you gave me your cell phone number I could call you when she comes in," said the bartender. Zee usually liked the tease in her voice but tonight, she was too impatient.
"I've told you, Brandy; I don't have a fucking phone. Now, where is she?"
"Crazy thought. You could join the twenty-first century and get one."
"Thanks for the advice. Now. Where. Is. She."
Brandy sighed and pointed to the 'Employees Only' door.
Zee strode past the rest of the patrons. She felt the eyes; it would have been strange if they hadn't been watching. She was born to draw men in. Feminine. A long, messy tumble of chestnut hair and wide, blue eyes. If men didn't care about the full, high tits or the round rich ass, it was the plump lips that got them. Or the fuck you attitude.
She went through the employee door and crossed her arms at the scene. A man--a boy really, not more than twenty--sat in a wooden chair with his pants around his thighs. Kneeling before him was Lilith. Not her name, but the one she went by.
Her golden hair fell in shimmering waves down her back and she used it to caress his exposed skin. She had his dick in her mouth and enthusiastically sucked it. That is, until she glanced over and saw her sister. Then, the cock fell out of her mouth with a wet-sounding smack.
"I know why you're here and I'm not going anywhere," Lilith said, stroking the bobbing, leaking organ.
"Please," the guy begged, looking back and forth between the sisters. "Don't stop."
"Shut up," Zee told the boy. She turned to Lilith. "You have been playing this game for six months. What is the fucking point?"
"It's not a game."
"We're leaving."
Lilith's expression became mulish. "I'm not done here."
"Oh, no?"
Zee sauntered to the boy and bent over, her lips near his ear. She blew into his ear and he shuddered.
"Don't," Lilith said.
"Why do you go for the young ones?"
The guy lifted a hairless chin. "I'm nineteen."
"I'm four hundred and twenty-one." She blew in his ear a little longer this time and his shudder came with a vocalization. He broke into a sweat. "She's three hundred and ninety," Zee added.
"Don't," Lilith repeated, but there wasn't much hope in her voice.
Zee hummed one long, clear note. The guy moaned, stiffened, and came.
The first sticky string of cum shot an impressive distance. At the second jet, Lilith took his organ in his mouth again and sucked, swallowing quickly. The boy cried out like he was in pain; he fisted his hands in Lilith's golden hair.
"What the fuck are you doing?" Zee asked, standing up straight.
Lilith kept going until the boy was spent. Then she looked up, licking her lips. "Trying something."
Lilith snaked a hand under her own short skirt. Experimentally, she fingered herself. Her pretty face wore a pathetically hopeful expression. Zee waited. She knew what would happen next. And, indeed, after a few seconds Lilith's hopefulness faded.
"You ready?" Zee asked.
"I think I love this one."
"You don't."
"I might."
"Trust me. You don't."
The guy looked up at them. "Any way this could be more of a three-way next time?" he asked.
"Not a chance," Zee said. She turned to Lilith. "Come on. The air is dry. We can get back before Father knows you're gone."
Lilith gave one last regretful look at the boy. Then, she picked up her leather jacket, pulled it on, and gave her sister a nod. They exited the back room and went through the bar.
"Glad you sorted everything out!" Brandy called cheerfully after them. "Next time, drinks are on me, if you stay long enough to sit."
Before Zee could stop herself, she smiled. Something about that bartender was... charming? Endearing? Maybe next time she would stay and have a drink. Let Lilith do whatever she wanted to with the sailor boys and just make sure her sister didn't get into any real trouble.
Zee shook herself. What the hell was she thinking? Socializing with the bartender? Letting Lilith debase herself like this? And for what?
No. It was time they both went home.
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"I don't get it," Lilith said as she and Zee walked to the waterfront.
"What don't you get?"
"Why you keep coming after me."
Zee didn't even try to hide her irritation. "You are a siren. You belong in the water. What is there to understand?"
"Why you care."
"Because I'm your sister and I don't want to see you throw your life away chasing a fantasy."
"It's not a fantasy."
Zee wished Lilith had never heard that old legend. The one where marriage magically turns a siren into a human. When that hadn't worked-- and it hadn't-- Lilith decided that sex-acts must be the key; she'd been diligently taking part in every sort of sexual immorality that she could manage for the last six months. Given her limitations, that is.
"You can't become a human any more than you can become a whale," Zee said.
"I'm telling you that I can. There's some sort of trick to it. I just haven't figured it out yet."
The most frustrating thing about Lilith's newest obsession was her reason for it. She wanted orgasms. Obsessed with them. Sirens couldn't have them and humans could.
It wasn't enough for her little sister that they could compel men with their voices, even on land. She couldn't be satisfied with the way her fish tail became legs any time she was on land. Albeit painfully, like the stroke of a blade, splitting her; nonetheless, she could have legs. But between those legs was smooth, uncleft skin. Nothing was to be done about that.
Lilith didn't believe that, though. She was determined to be the exception to the orgasm rule. Which meant that the smooth, sexless skin between her legs needed a magical makeover. If you believed in those things, that is.
"Maybe I was right. Maybe I do have to give a blow job and eat his cum," Lilith mused. "Maybe I just had to do it without using siren song." She turned accusing dark eyes towards Zee. "Thanks, Sis."
"Are you looking for an apology?"
"Maybe. Because if it isn't this, I don't know what to try," Lilith mused aloud. "I've already tried kissing, petting, hand jobs...."
"Lilith, please!"
"I let them cum all over me...."
"You are so disgusting."
"What am I missing?"
"Common sense and self-respect?"
Lilith made a less than polite gesture at her sister. But, they had reached the waterfront and the harbor. They slipped onto a very small, derelict pontoon boat tethered to an isolated pier. Quickly and quietly, they stripped out of their clothes, slipped out onto the deck, and dove into the water.
At least the transformation from human to siren wasn't painful. A warm melting sensation was the only indication that Zee's legs had bonded. That, and the instinct to propel with her iridescent green tail. Lilith flipped her blue one. They dove quickly, dodging the incoming boats,
Under the water, they communicated in tones of music, not unlike whale song.
You won't be so self-righteous when I tell you what an orgasm feels like, Lilith sang.
Please, just give it a rest.
Lilith did give it a rest, but she also veered to the east. Away from home.
Where are you going? Zee called.
To see the warlock.
Lilith, for fuck sake--
You don't have to come.
Of course she had to come. That old charlatan would swindle her sister and Lilith would thank him for it. Zee changed course, angry at the waste of time. Not that she was doing anything of interest when her sister disappeared, but it was the principle of the matter.
They headed for a deeper, darker portion of the ocean. The warlock lived in one of the underwater caverns, separate from the rest of the sirens.
Zee saw the glow from a distance. When they got closer, she recognized the eerie green illumination of hovering jellyfish.
You don't have to come in, Lilith intoned.
Oh, no. I wouldn't miss this.
They entered the cave and followed the glow until they were in a wide cavern. The jellyfish were thick about, so Zee saw the warlock right away. And he didn't make a very good first impression.
He was wizened, scraggily-- and, to Zee's eyes-- unhinged. His black hair was streaked white and caught with pieces of plants. It didn't look like he'd eaten in a week. His eyes seemed too large, like a creature adapting to the dark.
It's the restless one, he warbled. But he didn't look at Lilith; he looked at Zee.
Nothing I've tried has worked, Lilith complained. You said that there was a way. That if I was meant to be human, I would find it.
So I did.
Well, then?
Well, well, well.
Lilith gave the warlock a look that should have shriveled what remained of his skinny body.
Zee rolled her eyes. Then we're all in agreement? You're a siren. Enough is enough.
Lilith ignored her. What am I missing? she demanded of the warlock. If there's a way, I want to know what it is.
He shook his head at her, a little smile making him look almost smug. Passion, my dear. It can't be taught and it can't be given. You either have it or you don't.
I have it!
Then you don't need anything else from me. Unless you'd like to purchase a good luck charm--
Enough, Zee snapped.
The warlock shrugged. I guess you don't need anything else from me.
Lilith gave him another dirty look. She executed a huffy flip and headed for the exit. As she left, she hummed, I have passion. There's passion coming out of my ears, you nutty old eel.
Zee turned to her unlikely advocate and gave him a grateful smile. Thanks. Maybe she needed to hear it from you.
She's young. She'll learn that the sea is her home. The warlock drifted a little closer to Zee and tilted his head to one side. Tragic for you though, really. What will you do then?
What do you mean?
When you have no excuse to go on the dry land?
Her heart gave a curious thud, as if it didn't like the idea. Immediately anger flooded her; it washed aside the panic.
What are you saying? I don't want an excuse to go up there.
He wore that smug little smile again. Of course you don't.
Zee left the cavern in a huffy flip that was an excellent imitation of her sister's. She swam quickly so she didn't have to think about what that crazy old fish had told her. She wanted to smack him and strangle her sister. Or maybe the reverse. Either way, she was going back to the sunken ship she called home and getting some rest. And she wasn't going to think about his stupid insinuations.
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It was at least a week before Lilith went missing again. Zee noticed hours before her father did, but didn't head after her sister until he insisted. It was her way of proving that she didn't really want to go up on shore. She only did it because she had to. Because responsibility compelled her, dammit.
She pulled herself up on to the pontoon boat from the water and used the towels to dry herself. She always steeled herself against the sensation of being split, but it was no use. From ankle to crotch and again for each toe. The pain left her breathless, dizzy, and nauseous, no matter how she tried to prepare. She sat there, naked, breathing deeply and waiting for the sensation to ebb.
Then, she put on clothes. That was something she didn't mind about humanity: fashion. As good as she looked naked, she looked twice as nice in jeans and boots. Her tits were unfettered under the water but there was just something so alluring about having them pushed up and peeking from the top of a tank top.
Stop it, Zee.
She didn't know if the appreciation for coming on land had always been there or if that old, fucking warlock had placed it there, but either way, Zee noticed everything she liked about humanity on this trip. Right up to the attention that males gave her. She tried to shake it, but it wouldn't go.
She walked into the bar and went straight over to Brandy. But, before she could even ask the question, she heard gasping moans of a very pleased male coming out of the Employee Only doors.
Zee recognized Lilith's voice. "That's right, Baby! Tell me this isn't fucking passion."
"Your sister's a corker," Brandy said. "She's been at it maybe an hour now."
Zee thought about going back there and putting an end to whatever human sex act had occurred to Lilith in the past week. But, what was the point? Zee sighed and settled on a bar stool.
Brandy raised an eyebrow. "Want a drink?"
"Sure."
The bartender smiled. "Let me guess. Rum."
Zee hadn't touched a drink in two hundred years. She couldn't remember what it was. "Sure."
Brandy put a hand over hers and squeezed. It gave Zee a little pleasant tingle that seemed to start in her stomach.
"I'll fix you up," the bartender said.
The sounds from the back got louder. Nobody was complaining-- probably because there was more than a hint of siren song in Lilith's cries. Several of the sinewy fisherman sitting about the bar absentmindedly rubbed a growing bulge through their pants.
Brandy, however, rolled her eyes. She went over to the door and banged on it once. "Keep it down! You're not in a fucking porno!"
There were a couple of protests from the bar and Brandy shot the drinkers a disgusted look. Then, she put a tangerine-colored drink in front of Zee and Zee sipped it. Not bad really. Sweet and tangy at the same time.
"You know," Brandy said, "my sister's a... free spirit, too. There isn't really much you can do about it."
"I'm starting to get that."
"I must admit, though, Lilith's great for business."
Zee laughed.
"And it brings you in."
Brandy's cheeks turned pink and Zee watched it curiously. She knew about flushing and blushing, though sirens did neither.
"You like that it brings me in?" Zee asked.
Brandy's cheeks bloomed to scarlet. "You're easy on the eyes," she said in a way that wasn't as casual as it should have been.
The bartender hurried away to refill glasses; Zee watched her. Her hair wasn't long and extravagant but it shone and looked so soft. Her eyes were a clear green that you rarely saw in the water.
What am I thinking?
The back room door flew open and a boy stumbled through it, red-faced and adjusting his pants. Lilith came through it right after, looking no more ruffled than usual.
"Anyone else?" she said. Then she noticed Zee at the bar, casually sipping her drink. "Aw, fuck," she added.
Zee flapped a hand at her. "Take your time."
Lilith's eyebrows furrowed. "Take my time?"
"Finish whatever you're doing. I don't want to have to chase you here tomorrow, too."
Lilith looked at her sister for a moment, heaved a huge sigh, and walked over to the bar. She sat down on a stool and took a long swallow of Zee's drink.
"This sucks," she finally said.
"What does?"
"I can see on their faces. How I want to feel but don't."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah." She took another long draught. "Fuck."
"I'm sorry, Lil."
"Me too," she repeated.
"What do you want to do?"
"Smack around the warlock."
Zee smirked. "Need a hand?"
"Why not?"
Lilith finished Zee's drink and they stood together.
Brandy hurried over. "One more?" she asked Zee hopefully.
Zee's heart sank a little. "No. We have to leave."
"Well, damn," Brandy said. "Next time, have a second drink."
Zee didn't know what to say. She wished the warlock hadn't planted thoughts in her head about how much she liked the land. She wished that her sister hadn't had a six month obsession with being human in the first place. And, oh, how she wished that she had an excuse to come back, just once.
Lilith pulled a gold coin out of her pocket. It was from one of the Spanish shipwrecks. Ten years ago, finding human treasure had been an obsession of Lilith's. She handed it to Brandy, whose hand sank under the weight.
"Thank you for letting me use your back room," she said.
"Are you serious?" Brandy asked, staring at the coin. Lilith nodded. "Thanks, girl. Next time, I'll make sure you have a pillow."
But there wasn't going to be a next time.
Zee felt a curious choke in her throat. Sirens didn't cry so it hurt quite a lot when they wanted to. She chewed the inside of her mouth and headed for the door. She didn't look back no matter how much she wanted to.
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