“Welcome to Bimbo Burger, Home of the Best Bimbo Burgers, Can I take your order?”

Ralph stared at her glossy pink lips as she smiled at him.  He had thought this place a myth, but there she was, topless and perky in all the ways.  Vacant, bimbo eyes blinking at him like a doll.   Her nipples were as pink as her hair and her lipstick. Her eyes looked like someone painted her eyes blue.  She was the most Doll-like person he’d ever seen.  His best friend Patricio grinned at him.  “Welcome to the Doll District, my friend,”  he whispered.  

Still staring with a gaped mouth at the girl behind the register, Ralph didn’t answer.  Patricio chuckled and stepped forward to make his order, “Good afternoon, gorgeous.  I’d like the Super Stacked Stallion Burger with the special sauce from… Victory Monroe, and yes, I’d like to watch her add the sauce.”

The bimbo cashier grinned brightly, typed the order in the register.  “And for your friend?”

Patricio looked at Ralph with his now-tented pants and glazed expression.  He knew he had a bimbo and doll fetish, it was why they got along so well as friends but, he didn’t think he’d be this far gone just from seeing a Burger Bimbo.  He grinned in what he hoped was charming enough to cover the concern he had for his friend.  “Right,  he’ll have a Double Stacked Bimbo Burger with Sybian Squirt Sauce from Willa Wetsocks and make it a combo for both, if you don’t mind.”

“Do you have a toy preference?”

“Slippery Cockrings for both, make it a six-pack for my friend, it's his first time,”  Patricio said with a wink.  

The Cashier giggled, “Of course.  Oh!  With the Virgin Discount you are awarded a free extra of your choice, what would you choose for that?”

Patricio glanced at Ralph who was now looking around the establishment. It was a nostalgic vaporwave-wet dream of checkered tile, neon colors, and hentai art on the walls.  The windows were tinted and had computer-generated ‘scenery’ of different biomes and landscapes.   

“I think, for the combo drink, we’ll have the standard soda with a kiss mark'd straw.  But for his virgin discount extra, how about a jumbo special slush o’squirt bukkake blast?”

The bimbo grinned.  “Wild style or Cherry Picked?”

“Make it wild, I’m starting to lose the blood to my brain to cherry-pick the sluts myself. Your tits are… very distracting… they're so… perfect.”

The bimbo giggled and tapped buttons on the register machine.  “Your order is in process, proceed to the first window to voyeur the saucing.”   She gestured with an open palm to the narrow hallway behind a divider where there were viewing windows to the kitchen.  

Patricio went and grabbed Ralph, “Hey, c’mon, it gets better… let’s go watch them add the sauce,”  he said.  

Ralph blinked and gave his friend a goofy grin.   The two of them went to the first window, where they had the vision of Victory Monroe herself.  She was a Transgirl with the biggest equine dick between her legs, and six feathery wings on her back.   Her three tits were perky and  fully round, two on top and one at the bottom, so it looked like a triangular mound of mammaries.  The nipples - inverted but winking and puckered like small sets of tiny lips.  Her iconic face, like a mix of Marilyn Monroe and the Goddess Victory of her namesake,  had swoops of blonde curls and big open eyes,  perfect cheekbones that gave her a diamond, angular face.    She stood over the conveyor belt that had the meals they ordered in front of it. Her long-fingered hand stroked her giant horsecock, slowly, lazily. One hand cupped one of her breasts as she got more into it.  

“This is for my combo,  I got you something special,   just wait.” 

“Uh huh …”  Ralph adjusted his boner in his pants and tugged at his collar watching Victory milk herself for his friend’s stack of meat burger.  He was aching.  But he didn’t want to just blow his load until he saw everything. 

Victory was getting close.   Patricio pressed a button that lit up  - ‘Listen to Her Moan’  it had written over it, it only lit up for the cumshot.  And the sound of her guttural groans as her load of sauce sprayed all over Patricio’s stallion burger took Ralph off guard and he squeaked a sound of restraint.  “Fuuck…” he whispered and wiped the sweat from his brow.  “Dude… that was the hottest thing I have ever seen.” 

Patricio laughed,  “Just wait …  your order is up next.”

The conveyor belt moved along out of the view of the window.  Victory Monroe winked at the faces she saw in the glass,  and sashayed her sexy self away as well. Behind her, was a Sybian that moved forward toward the conveyor belt.

There was the Double Bimbo Burger on the conveyor belt now. And soon the Doll that was to ride the Sybian to make the Squirt sauce came into view.  She had eight eyes and her lips were stitched together.  She had small tits on her chest, completely covered by her overly large areolas with jutting large nipples that were dark and bejeweled with silver clamps connected to each other with a small dangling chain. She had a thin torso that belled out like a trumpet to wide hips and a jiggling, plump ass that bounced as she walked out in knee-high socks. 

She straddled the Sybian like it was a motorcycle.  Her glowing green eyes blinked in unison, as she gave the window full eye contact, sliding down on the cock of the toy slowly. She ran her hands over her torso and tilted her head at the window. 

A panel lit up on the other side of the window.  It had glowing, inviting letters ‘Choose the Speed’.  Ralph glanced at Patricio, who made a motion and shrugged, “It’s your burger, my friend, your choice,”  he said and smiled as Ralph turned to read the speed options:  1. Slow Churn,  2. Frothy and Foamy, 3. Spritz and Slip,  4. Spray and Splatter,  5. Soaked and Squishy. 

Ralph looked at her waiting on him, he bit his lip as he watched her as she was rubbing her hands along her body, she blinked each of her eyes individually this time,  like winking,  and tilted her head the other way.   He looked at the burger and his tummy growled and cock throbbed at the thought of her pussy juice all over his meal.  

He looked back at the control panel and pressed the fifth option.  And the vibrations began so fast and intense that she tossed her head back - her hands flailed forward to grip the front of the Sybian as she was breathing quickly, just overwhelmed by the sudden pleasure.   And within only a few minutes, she was cumming -  she angled her hips up and there was a geyser of squirt spewing out of her landing on her target.  It was like a hydrant just gushing out so much juice.  The burger was soaked and the bread was squishy.  

At some point, Patricio had hit the ‘hear her moan’ button, and her strangled sounds through the stitchings on her lips were still echoing off the walls, as the light faded to black and neon letters said ‘Proceed to the Service Window Your Meal is Ready!’ 

The two of them stepped forward. And the glass of the next window opened up and a tray slid forward.  Patricio took the tray.  Glancing at Ralph he chuckled.  “You okay?”

Ralph nodded.  “Y-Yeah. I … just uhm…”

“Yeah, I know, they got a Doll at the booth that will take care of that. Come on, they taste better when they’re warm.”

Taking the tray, Patricio led the way to the dining hall on the other side of the divider.   He sat down on one side of the booth as he put the tray down on the glass table.  He was already unzipping his pants before he pressed the button for the small door under the table to open and two very lithe and limber Dolls crawled out of it, wearing nothing but a thong.  One went to  where Patricio was already unzipped, the other went to Ralph, and unzipped him herself.  

Reaching to take a bite of his meal, Patricio groaned as he tasted the delicacy of Victory’s sauce and felt the Doll’s lips warm and skilled wrap around his boner almost simultaneously.  Ralph watched through the glass of the table as the Doll sucked his friend, he gasped when he felt the  Doll take him out of his pants and her fingers stroking him, her tongue licking away the pre, beaded on the slit and around his foreskin.  She moaned a soft sound like she was eating candy, then in one fluid motion she deep-throated his full length and Ralph gritted his teeth, and slid down in his seat as his hips bucked into her as a reflex.

“Shiii….ttt,” He dipped his head back, drooling nonsense words as she pumped her plump lips on him.  He needed to cum really fucking badly -  the whole ordering food and watching the sauce was like foreplay and he couldn’t hold on for long.  He was also hungry, but he didn’t have the multi-tasking skills of being able to balance pleasures like Patricio did.   

Ralph whined a pouting sound as his breath came quicker, she sucked faster and faster and he spread his legs, feeling himself edge closer and closer, before he pressed her head down and shot his load into her mouth.  He felt her gargle before she moaned and swallowed it down and slipped him out of her mouth.   Looking down at her - catching her big eyes through the glass table, she grinned at him.  Ralph was trembling, “That was …”  

Unable to finish his sentence, he exhaled slowly, trying to steady his heart rate, running his hand over his face and hair.  The Doll sucking Patricio was still sucking steadily as he licked the special sauce off his fingers, the burger nearly half eaten as he took a drink of soda from his kiss mark’d straw, long full swallows that made his adam’s apple bounce and bob in his throat, like a surfer on a really big tidal wave of the gulps of caffeine sailing down to his stomach.  He smirked at his friend.  “Good?”

“I can at least focus on the food now, yes, she was good.”   Ralph reached for his burger, the scent of Willa Wetsocks emanated and mingled beautifully with the meat and cheese of the burger.   Ralph took a giant bite and struggled to chew the juiciness of it. Patricio chuckled.  “Not many people can handle the soaked option.  She must have had a lot for you, very eager to show how soaked she could make a burger since she doesn’t get to do it often. Some people have sensory issues with it.”   he watched Ralph struggle to swallow it and then nod with understanding.   His eyes slid to the  ‘toy’ they got with their meal, the slippery cockrings. 

Patricio grinned.  “They’re used by the Dolls and then packaged as the toys for the meals.  Imagine the look on Igraine’s face when we bring those home.”  he laughed. Ralph chuckled, “When we told her we were going out for  comfort food, I’m not sure she thought of Bimbo Burger being the place we’d go.”

“You say that like I’d go here without her consent.  She knows about Bimbo Burger. It’s where we met.”

“She was a Doll?”

“Cashier Doll, but yeah.  The  Chef Dolls are … more expensive.”

“Makes sense, they have so many body mods,  I imagine that ups the price a bit”

Patricio nodded, sighing softly glancing down at the Doll sucking diligently on his cock.  “Yeah,   just a bit.” he agreed in a distracted tone.  Ralph watched his date slowly unravel.  He was savoring her.  He savored everything.  It almost made Ralph jealous or insecure about how he, himself, just rushed everything.  Patricio took his time,  he probably would have picked Slow churn for his Bimbo Double Stack or whatever the hell this was.  He couldn’t even finish it.  And his Doll under the table left once he blew his load in her mouth.  Her work was done, why should she stay, right? 

Ralph reached for the slushie drink.  

“Oh, right, that’s.... Fuck, that’s your virgin bonus treat.”  Patricio said in a slightly less calm tone.  Ralph glanced at the Doll, her head was sucking him faster, bobbing faster and his hand was curling into a fist in her hair.  

Slurping the slushie drink easily and watching the Doll suck and suck and suck and Patricio’s resolve slowly dissolving with each moaning pouts of her pretty, perfect, mouth, Ralph just slurped idly, he could taste the sex of the squirt mingling with the sweetness of the raspberry slushy and ice and found that it suited his palette better than the soaked burger.  Patricio exhaled roughly as he came down her throat, hissing at the sensitivity and the swirl of her tongue as he jerked tiny thrusts into her mouth.  “Fuuuck, I’ve been needing that for weeks.” he sighed and put his head down on the table to catch his breath, letting her put his cock back in his shorts and then crawl back into the dumbwaiter door and it slid shut behind her. With the fading sound of her giggles.

“I like this slushie, I think next time we come here, I’ll pick slow churn instead of soaked and squishy,” Ralph said. 

Patricio moaned lazily. “You like it here then, huh?”

“Yes, very much.”

“I had hoped this was a good spot for a first date.  I couldn’t decide between Bimbo Burger or Bimbo World.”

“What is Bimbo World?”

“Imagine an Amusement Park run by Porn Studio.   Every ride is meant to arouse you or make you cum.   And the souvenirs you win by throwing things are not exactly stuffed animals, or if they are… they’ve been made into sex toys.”

Ralph’s eyes went wide.  “Sounds like a good place for a group date.  Maybe…. You, Igraine, and I can all go there together?”

Patricio looked up at Ralph and smiled,  “Sounds good. Put it in our polycule calendar, would you?  I feel like a rag doll, I came so hard,  I need to recover for a few more minutes.”

Smiling around the kiss mark’d straw, Ralph took out his phone to do just that.