I only went out to see if any of the lads were about. I had walked into one of the wine bars in the centre of town. As I expected it was quiet. There were one or two couples in booths but that was about it. I ordered a Becks and tried, pointlessly, to chat up the barmaid. I was just about to finish my beer and move on when a group of partying young "hens" rolled through the door. Short skirts, fishnet stockings (tops showing) "L" plates, furry handcuffs etc. They were, of coarse, well oiled.
"There's one, one of 'em" giggled the first through the door "I wonder how long he'd last"
"Not long" her friend replied "none of them do when they get the treatment"
The four of them ordered drinks at the bar and carried on being loud and drunk. They looked completely desirable and had plenty of flesh on show. The blonde, leaning on the bar next to me, looked me in the eye and asked if I wanted to buy them all a slammer. I couldn't order quick enough, including myself in the round. The slammers were slammed and things were getting interesting.
"Get another round and we'll go sit over there." The girls went and made themselves comfy. I took the drinks over and I heard "No more than 30 seconds if I did him" from the blonde. "He wouldn't last that long with me said" the cuddly one.
"Who wouldn't ?" I defended myself "You might be surprised"
Loads of laughing and giggling "Pass the drinks round" said the blonde, she was quite tall, shoulder length, straightened hair, slim with either B or C cup knockers "my name's Millie, that's Kat" she pointed to the cuddly one. She was short, on the comfy side of slim with brown hair, mischievous eyes and big tits. Sarah and Beth made up the group. Sarah's hair was dark brown, green eyes, tall, skinny and virtually no tits at all while Beth's hair was dyed electric blue, she was slim, medium height with average boobs.
We chatted and drank. As normal the air was full of sexual double entendres. It turned out the lass getting married had puked and passed out an hour ago so this lot were continuing on their own. They'd been to an afternoon male lap dancing club. Apparently the guys were really fit, cut, lightly oiled and well hung. They had decided to have a private dance and the bet between the girls was loads of booze to whoever could make the stripper cum his lot ! They found though that they were not allowed to touch him and he didn't have a hard on. Beth & Millie went to the loo and cooked up a plan to get him hossed up. They decided to start "lezzing up" in front of him, that'll get him hard. But no, when they returned they snuggled up next to each other. Beth put one foot on the couch they were sitting on, let her skirt ride up and gave the stripper an eyefull of gusset, her lips barely describable as in her thong. No effect. Millie reached over, pulled the thong aside and circled Beth's wet and erect clit with the tip of her finger. She put the finger to her lips and sucked while looking into the strippers eyes. Nothing !
"He must be gay, any normal bloke would be spunking by now, rock hard at least" complained Millie "Fuck this let's go." So they ended up here. Every cloud has a silver lining.
I don't know about the stripper but hearing all this had given the biggest boner possible. I noticed Kat and Beth whispering and looking over at me, laughing.
"He's got no problem with blood flow, look at the bulge in his pants" laughed Kat pointing at my bulge. I may not be the biggest cock in town but there was no concealing it. Kat leaned forward with a sly grin on her face, letting her top spill forward and letting me get an eyefull of her generous cleavage "I bet you'd like to slide it in there" she raised her eyebrows.
"It wouldn't take long for me to cum if I did, you'd have spunk dripping down your neck in no time" I boasted.
"Cocky bastard" said Millie "let's make him cum in his pants girls" she continued.