I was eating a provolone and Italian ham sandwich and drinking coffee around eight in the morning when the phone rang.
"Hickey's electric, how can I help you?"
"I'm going through fuses like crazy and wondered if you could give me some advice?"
"Sure what's your address?"
"12 Jefferson Street."
"Be there in twenty minutes."
I was there and when she opened the door I was very pleased by the looks of this older woman. Five-foot-seven, off-white hair center-parted. She was donning a black skirt and white ruffled blouse and black patent two-inch heels. She was a bit chunky but made up for that with a pair of 46D bosoms and a pair of gold squarish glasses with half-moons for reading.
"Come on in, Mr. Hickey, here is a box of fuses I have been replacing, all blown."
"Actually, they're not blown, they opened because there was an overload. Let me check down cellar and see what's going on."
I did and it was as I figured, the old knob and tube story. Low amperage fuses and circuits that had to be at least forty years old, not enough juice for the loads of today.
"Well, miss, what are you using when the lights go out?"
"You may call me Marcia, The lights go out when I use the electric skillet, a coffeepot, or the waffle iron and a coffeepot
"Well, you are going to need two new kitchen circuits anyway with GFI protection against electrocution. And you will also need a GFI receptacle for the bathroom.
"When can you start?
"Tomorrow morning."
I was there at eight and by noontime, I had the two circuits almost done. Marcia offered me a coffee and doughnut and when I finished she asked...
"Why do you have such a lump in your pants?"
"Holy bloody crummies, nothing gets past you," I said. "Well, it is your fault looking so hot. Since I was here yesterday, my thoughts were not up to the national electric code, and those glasses with the half-moons have something to do with the way I have been feeling about you."
The work was done, she gave me a check and to my surprise called me into the living room.
"Mr. Hickey, I want to see why you are so turned on by my half-moons, drop your pants."
So I did and she was touching me down there, not a spot was missed by her gold square glasses with her half-moons. And when it looked like I was gonna blow my load she took my cock between her lips and started sucking and licking and all the while stroking my balls with her sexy half-moons and I came like I never came before. She was definitely a woman who believes in sex.