To be fair, my family was throwing me a party on Saturday (my birthday was on a Wednesday) and my folks had left the fridge and pantry fully stocked, as well as leaving me 500 cash with a note: Sean, sorry we won't be there for your birthday. We'll make it up to you. Love, Mom and Dad.
I had planned on sleeping late that day, but I was wide awake at 6:30. I lay in bed and contemplated the possibilities of the day. I didn't have my driver's license yet; I had my learner's permit and needed ten more hours behind the wheel to be able to take the test. I didn't have a girlfriend, I was extremely shy and nervous around girls most of the time.
As I looked around the room at my assorted posters--Star Wars, Air Coryell, etc--my gaze settled on a poster of Elle Mcpherson in a skimpy bikini and I automatically began to stroke my morning woodie. Maybe I would jack off all day, have another masturbation marathon.
As soon as Stacy had driven off with her friends on Monday morning, I had stripped naked and raided my brother's porn collection, which consisted mainly of old Hustler and Penthouse magazines. I went through his whole collection, pausing only for meals, and ejaculated five times. The first orgasm was a truly majestic cascade: thick, milky and copious; the last was a dismal, watery trickle that took so long to achieve that my cock was left feeling raw and irritated. I actually had to take the next day off from masturbating to recuperate.
My gaze shifted from Elle's incredible body to the poster Paul had given me the year before. It was a black-and-white picture of a naked woman lying on her back with her arm across her chest concealing her nipples. The caption on the poster read CARPE THAT FUCKING DIEM.
"Carpe that fucking diem," I whispered softly. I swung my feet off the bed and sat up.
"Carpe that fucking diem!" I said louder.
I walked across the room and opened my window.
"CARPE THAT FUCKING DIEM!!" I yelled.
"What the fuck are you doing?"
I looked across to the house next door. Kelly Adams, one year older than me, was looking rather pissed off as she leaned out of her second-story window directly across mine. Kelly was very pretty, borderline gorgeous really, with long blonde hair and amazing green eyes. She was tall and athletic, playing guard for the basketball team as well as shortstop for the softball team. We had known each other all of our lives (well, all of my life) and were best friends until she got to high school. Then suddenly I wasn't cool enough for her and our friendship was over. She was dating Billy Thompson, the starting quarterback of our football team, and hung out with the popular kids, which did not include me. Usually whenever I saw Kelly I felt angry and a bit sad, but not even she could dampen my enthusiasm.
"It's my birthday!" I exclaimed, Then, taking a deep breath, I said "Do you wanna have dinner with me? Maybe go to a movie?"
"Go to dinner with you? I have a boyfriend, you know. I don't think Billy would be too happy if we went out."
I stood up and was about to reply when I noticed Kelly glance down my body and she blushed. I realized she was able to see my erection and I had to stifle a grin. Her boyfriend was bigger than me physically, but I had seen him in the showers at school and knew I had the bigger equipment. Not that I was huge, but I certainly didn't need to hide my stuff in shame in the locker room.
"How about breakfast, then? C'mon, my family is all gone. I'm all alone on my birthday. Please? For old time's sake? I'll buy."
She stared at me for a long time. Finally her expression softened and she smiled at me for the first time in years. "Okay, breakfast. But I'm buying. Let me get dressed and I'll meet you out front in fifteen minutes."
I was ecstatic. "Okay!"
I was out front in five minutes; it took her twenty-five. She had her license so she drove. We had a very enjoyable meal and chatted like old times. I was completely at ease with her and as she laughed at one of my corny jokes, I thought how great it would be if she was my girlfriend. I wanted to pull her close and kiss her, but I settled for just being in her company. All too soon we were back in front of her house. I invited her to my party on Saturday, and reluctantly added that she could bring Billy if she wanted to.
"And if you change your mind about dinner or a movie, or anything else you might want to do, just let me know. I'll be home all day."
"I'll let you know," she said. Then she placed her hands on my shoulders and leaned up to kiss me softly on the cheek. "Happy birthday."
I watched her go to her house, her ass, which looked incredible in her tight jeans, swaying sexily as she walked. I felt my cock start to rise and hurried to my own house, not noticing the car parked in the driveway. I closed the door behind me and was about to start tearing off my clothes when I heard a booming voice.
"Happy birthday, you little turd!" My brother grabbed me in a bear hug and lifted me off the ground.
"Hey, Paul," I said. "What are you doing here?"
"I couldn't leave you alone on your birthday! Mom made me promise I would come down, so I took a few days off. Trish is here, too."
I had met Trish once before, when she and Paul moved in together. She was twenty, a year younger than Paul. She had short blonde hair and sparkly blue eyes. She reminded me of Meg Ryan. She was wearing white shorts and a tight-fitting blue T-shirt with Tweety Bird on the front.
Trish gave me a hug as well, not a great big one like Paul had given me, but she pressed her breasts against me as she pulled me close.. As I hugged her back, I inhaled her flowery perfume and felt intoxicated. My erection twitched involuntarily, and Trish stepped back with the hint of a smile.
"Wow, Sean. You've gotten big!" She glanced quickly at my crotch and then back to my eyes.
I felt my face get hot. Before I could stammer out a reply Paul said, "What are the plans for your big day?"
"Nothing, really," I mumbled. "I asked Kelly to go to dinner or a movie, but she has a boyfriend."
"Boyfriend? Are you going to let that stop you?" Trish asked with a smirk.
"Kelly, the girl next door? Leave it to me," Paul said confidently. "How about steak and lobster tonight?"
I said sure as he left the house, promising to get Kelly to agree to join us. I started to go up to my room.
"So, Sean. Paul tells me you're a virgin. Is that true?" Trish was staring searchingly into my eyes.
I didn't have to answer as my blush gave me away.
"Maybe after tonight you won't be," she said softly. I nearly gasped and swallowed hard. "I mean if Melanie goes out with us," she continued.
"Yeah, maybe," I managed to get out, as I ran past her and fled to the safety of my room.
Between Kelly and Trish my cock was so hard that it hurt, and I desperately needed to jack off and get some relief. But the next minute, my door was flung open and Paul walked in with a triumphant smile.
"Don't you knock?"
Paul ignored my question. "Kelly's in!"
He noticed my stash of magazines. "Hey, my old porn collection! I had many a good time with these! That reminds me, I have something for you."
He left my room and returned a few minutes later with a box. "Happy birthday! Enjoy."
The box was a masturbatory treasure chest. Porn magazines, VHS movies, books, lotion, tissues.