"I think we deserve a special prize for that," Gemma said, laughing with Colin.

Although Colin found it slightly odd to complete the stranger's dating questionnaire, he understood that Gemma was helping a friend establish a locally focused meetup group. He believed it was the kind of enterprise worth encouraging and aimed to put a positive spin on the results of his and Gemma's responses.

"Scoring zero is fantastic," Colin said, delighted to see Gemma found matters as amusing as he did.

Colin didn't want to discourage Gemma, so he decided that the best way to renew her enthusiasm was to show his character.

"I think a question that asks if being entirely incompatible could be salvaged if you both felt as horny as fuck might be useful," Colin said, making Gemma laugh so loudly it turned a host of heads in the square they were sitting in.

"You're right. If that had been included, we might have scored at least something," Gemma smiled.

"That tells me we definitely would have done," Colin said mischievously, adding that he believed living just a short walk away might also earn him a bonus point.

"I've never heard it called that before," Gemma giggled as she invited herself to Colin's flat, feeling she had earned a break.

Gemma understood that Sally wanted her to gather feedback on the questionnaire because she matched the target audience's profile for the enterprise. While this was true, Gemma was sure this wasn't the scenario her friend had pictured when she had asked for assistance.

Colin and Gemma walked briskly, surrounded by giggles and laughter. They rushed through the door of Colin's flat together, and as they entered, Gemma made sure Colin understood precisely where he stood and her expectations.

"Make me wriggle. Make me giggle," Gemma explained.

"I'll do my best, but you should inform the business that you're busy resolving an issue. We don't want anyone to think you've slacked off, do we?" Colin replied.

The pace of events had happily swept Gemma away. She had no doubts, and Colin's gentle reminder to check in with her friend was as welcome as her anticipation for what lay ahead.

Once Gemma had sent a message to Sally, she and Colin wrestled each other out of their clothes as their lips pressed together in almost desperate excitement. Gemma giggled as she thought about the topics that had shown she and Colin shared no common ground and how little this seemed to matter.

"It's up to you, Mr. Entirely Unsuitable!" Gemma said with a smile.

Despite Gemma's instructions being somewhat vague, feeing Colin's lips suck firmly on her nipples and his touch slipping playfully between her legs reassured her he'd got the message. Colin may have been improvising, but he was doing it flawlessly as far as Gemma was concerned.

Gemma's delight at the firm kisses on her nipples escalated as Colin's lips slipped south, and he sank to his knees in front of her.

"I always find a way to do most of the talking," Gemma laughed, placing her hands behind Colin's head and guiding it toward her lower body.

Gemma's impatient need for speed was at odds with everything she usually valued, but that was the point in many ways. So many aspects went against what was typically important, but everything was different, and she loved it.

Colin's kisses slipped inside Gemma's body to the sound of laughter. They pursed and held to noises of utter contentment, and Gemma was both surprised and delighted by the excitement stirred within. Mr. Entirely Unsuitable was taking her on a swift journey to her destination. She desired neither more nor less.

The kisses that fell inside her filled Gemma's head with noise and chaotic images. Her body burned inside like a furnace, and Colin stuck to his task with enthusiasm and energy.

Gemma welcomed the repeated, strengthening kisses with laughter, only turning to words when she began to shake beneath Colin's supportive touch.

"Open the throttle! I'm in a hurry," she gasped.

Colin's kisses were delivered firmly inside Gemma's body, and she laughed and cried out. Once unable to hold back the tide, Gemma welcomed her climax with a piercing scream, re-energising Colin's efforts to please her as much as he could.

Gemma had tried to keep her expectations realistic, but she had no doubt that her experience had met and exceeded them as she writhed and bellowed in celebration of Colin's continued work.

Each new movement inside her delivered fresh waves of noisily announced pleasure through Gemma's body. Colin listened with happiness to the sounds of satisfaction and had no intention of letting up until Gemma told him to.

Once Gemma had enjoyed the last embers of her hastily coaxed climax, she decided to sum everything up in similarly efficient style:

"I hope Sally isn't cross when she finds out I've sorted out my own local fun and won't need her help now."

Sally didn't mind in the slightest, and neither did Gemma nor Colin.