Mike wasn't prone to panic, but his evening wasn't exactly going to plan. Karen's invitation to visit her had come as a surprise to him when they had spoken over the phone an hour earlier, but her offer to have some fun beyond the cheeky banter they usually shared had raised an unforeseen issue.

Karen didn't usually leave her door unlocked and open to the outside world, but as Mike only lived a few minutes' walk away, it seemed a fun way to ensure the surprise she had planned for him had maximum impact. The sound of a policeman's voice asking her to confirm that she knew Mike and was expecting him made Karen struggle to stifle her laughter; however, she suppressed it enough to reassure the officer and his colleague that she'd invited the man standing beside them to visit her.

Satisfied with Karen's explanation, the police officers went on their way. Once they had left, Mike made sure to close the door firmly behind him, realising it had been an eventful start to the evening. When Karen shouted his name from the total darkness of her bedroom, Mike laughed, suspecting 'unusual excitement' might be a continuing theme of his visit.

"We've already seen what each other looks like when we've met on the street, so there are no surprises to enjoy there. Of course, there's other stuff to discover too, but if you agree that hands, mouths, tits, cocks, and fannies can be put to better use than merely being gazed at, I'm ready for us to demonstrate that we're right," Karen laughed.

Karen was delighted to find her words needed no further explanation, and she heard Mike undress before he moved through the darkness to lie beside her on the bed. After that, he eased his touch and lips onto her breasts and nipples.

"I'll just enjoy your kisses as they make stops on their tour, if that's OK? That will help me decide where I'll direct your cock once they've completed the route," Karen giggled.

Karen got her wish as Mike's kisses lingered pleasantly at the first of their designated stops. It felt good to unwind after a busy week, and though the banter had been enjoyable, she found the escapism that had replaced it even more fun to share.

"That was a satisfying stop in the valley of Tits, but if you don't put your foot down, there'll be less time to linger over lunch in Fanny. I've been looking forward to that treat for longer than I care to admit," Karen explained.

Mike wanted to spend time laughing at Karen's unique commentary, but he sensed that any delay in reaching his next destination wouldn't go down well, even if Karen hoped he would.

Mike's lips raced south, accompanied by excited laughter. Luckily, they reached their wet and stormy lay-by in time to ensure Karen didn't need to lodge a complaint with customer services.

Karen greeted Mike's on-time arrival with a chorus of happy sounds and carefree giggles. She felt the flicks and the circling of his tongue splashing sweetly in her erotic puddles, and her heights of arousal and the comedy at the centre of it all blended perfectly.

As Karen's pleasure intensified, her thoughts briefly returned to the bizarre opening of her arranged fun with Mike. Even if the long arm of the law's intervention had proved to be her only abiding memory, Karen knew it would still have been special, but she felt sure she was heading for something else noteworthy, too.

Mike's efforts were on the very edge of his capabilities, but Karen's reactions motivated him. As he sucked more intensely, Mike felt Karen's body squirm beneath him, plunging her into a state of beautiful, unexpected sensual confusion.

The explosive onset of Karen's climax sent a cry of joyful release echoing through the room. Her head was filled with inexplicable colour, and her body twitched and writhed with excitement.

Karen's determination to savour every wave of pleasure was matched only by her commitment to giving Mike insight into what he'd helped her unlock. When she wriggled free from beneath him, Mike's laughter confirmed he understood. After that, Karen moved into position to take his egg and ease it into her mouth.

"If a loud chorus of moans and groans attracts the attention of any passing constabulary, I suppose I'll have to be the one to confirm that all's well this time," Mike said as Karen began to suck his cock firmly.

Though it had been years since anyone had excited Karen as Mike had, it had been even longer since she had pleased a man as she'd begun to. It was liberating rather than daunting, and she revelled in the opportunity.

Mike's egg was soon twitching in response to Karen's work. When Karen explained that she was looking forward to his yolk hitting her body, it spared Mike the need to broach a very time-sensitive subject, which made him smile and laugh heartily.

Karen read the signs perfectly, allowing Mike to send his yolk onto her breasts with a long groan. The moment also prompted Karen to shriek in approval, the sensation sending fresh waves of joy through her body.

Karen seized her opportunity with relish, rubbing and pulling Mike's cock furiously, wanting to feel as much of his cum on her body as possible. It was a finale they both enjoyed, and they discussed it immediately afterwards.

"I hadn't expected to be lying here, enjoying the afterglow of a nostalgia trip as nice as that, when I got up this morning," Karen said with a smile.

"Oddly enough, neither had I," Mike laughed.

"I'll give you a key to the flat before you leave, so you don't risk being arrested the next time I'm horny," Karen concluded, making it clear to Mike that 'next time' might be only hours away and would hopefully be the first of many return visits. It was.