"But Sarah, I just started antibiotics."

 "I don't care about your tonsillitis. I'm horny for your tongue and if I don't get it right now, you're going to have a lot more to worry about than a sore throat."

"Well, if you put it that way…"

 "I do put it that way. Ohhh…"

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 "Do you believe those morons are still using penicillin?"

"Yeah, we'll lie low for a while and then hit 'em with the bug de resistance…WHAT IS IT? WHAT THE HELL IS IT??!!"

 "IT BURNS! IT BURNS!"

 "NOOOO…"

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"Huh."

 "Marisol?"

"Your throat culture is completely clear Ben but you've barely started the antibiotics. What are you using?"

 "Uh…"

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"Damn, they didn't accept my research proposal."

 "Honestly Ben, did you think they would?"

 "'Antibacterial Properties of Vaginal Secretions in the Pharynx.' What's not to like?"

 "In Trump's America? Far too risqué."

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 "For his courageous and pioneering research, the 2040 Nobel Prize in Medicine goes to…"