The lockdown was entering its sixth week in London, like many I had been furloughed from my job and was staying home. I was luckier than some because I had a garden in which I was spending a great deal of time. London was also experiencing an unseasonably warm spring, which made it more bearable.
A little background to my story, I am Martin a fifty-eight-year-old recently divorced Londoner. As part of my settlement, I had bought my ex-wife out of half of the house and stayed in it. She had shown very little interest in the house and absolutely none in the garden that I had created over the years.
The garden was really enjoying the benefits of all the attention it was getting because I had time on my hands. One evening I was clearing away some faded Tulips when my neighbour Ann spoke to me over the fence.
“I don’t think I have ever seen your garden look so good.” she complimented me. “I try with mine but it seems such a struggle.”
We began a conversation and I told her not to lose heart and to start small. Gardens were not created overnight.
She went on “And my hands are so sore from constantly washing them and trying to cut back this bush.”
“Wait there I have something that might really help,” I said nipping back into my house.
A friend of mine from Ireland had recently started her own cosmetics business and was trying to break into some niche markets in London. I had quite a few samples of her stuff at my house. I selected the hand cream I was after and headed back to the garden.
“Here try this,” I said to Ann “You don’t need much.”
Ann held out her hands and I squirted a generous measure onto them. Without thinking I began to rub the cream into her hands and up to her wrists. I was gentle and rubbed the cream in.
“That feels wonderful,” Ann exclaimed.
“I suddenly became aware that I was still holding and rubbing her hands, long after I had coated them both. Ann didn’t make any attempt to pull them away. In fact, she did the opposite. She leaned over the fence and kissed me on the lips.
“God, you have no idea how long it has been since anybody touched me. She sighed. I leaned over and kissed her again.
“Where is Dave?” I asked
“Passed out on the sofa, again. He has been drinking since lunchtime, he is not coping with this lockdown.”
Dave was her husband. We had always got on well, in a neighbourly manner, never close, but polite and helpful to one another. That was until Brexit.
The rift that had torn Britain apart had also soured relations between me and Dave. I was always in favour of a bigger closer Europe and saw all the benefits that it brought. I was more than aware of the EU’s failings but I hoped saw the bigger picture. Dave went the other way and became angrier and angrier as the process dragged on. It got to the point that I actually avoided him rather than get into another fight.