Well, it is another day of work, I have a twelve-kilowatt generator to work on, the engine won't start and she wasn't putting out any power as the owner said when the engine was running. I picked up a coffee cake muffin for the secretary/parts lady and billing lady. She is so hot looking, mid-fifties, shoulder-length gray hair, a skirt, lavender blouse kitty heels in patent black, and a pearl beaded neck chain for her dark brown half-moon style glasses in silver or maybe her gold half-square style.
She is warm to me and I enjoy her company very much. I have been pondering over this for a while now, why is it that an older lady in half-glasses turns me on so much? My Mom's mom is the same way, she dresses in skirts and blouses, maybe not kitty heels three inches at the most, but the way those three inches make her walk… She too has a good head of hair with a bun, and when out about town wears a pair of silver ovals with the half-moons for reading Daniel Steele novels and the stock market quotes. When I see Gran and the light of the room sparkling or glimmering in her ovals or half-glasses while in the house, that sends spurts of electricity down to my groin wanting her in bed.
Gran is a mental health expert known to the average person as a shrink in all sorts of sexual problems society
may have and I think I ought to pay her a visit and pay her as well. That way she'd have to keep it confidential. Taking care of my needs with my Mom's half-glasses has sort of bothered me, but not enough to stop romancing them.
So I call up 'What's bugging You' and booked an appointment for Saturday at ten, just giving my last name. I wonder how Gran will feel when she sees me. I do live at home, in a small apartment above the garage, about five hundred square feet but it is fine. Mom never puts the car in the garage as it has all sorts of stuff in it but there is enough room for my old Harley Sportster 1200.
So I get all spiffed up and drive over in my truck, I am at her office fifteen minutes early and pay the receptionist and read a magazine. A person walks out of a door that I am figuring is Gran's office and the receptionist tells me to go on in.
Gran has no idea I am going to be her client. She greets me warmly, stands up, and gives me a warm hug and I like having her half-glasses pushed into my chest.
"Randy what a nice surprise! Just coming in to say, 'Hi to Gran'. I wish you could stay but I have a client due any moment now."
"I know Gran I'm him."
"Say what?" she looks somewhat surprised.
"Why is it illegal to see you as a client?" I ask.
"No no no, of course not but I would've talked to you without you paying."
"Well I am here, so how about we get to this?" I say in a very nice way.
"O.K. sit over here if you will, you want a cup of coffee?
"Well, that is nice, do you have any hazelnut creamer?"
Gran brings me a coffee in an actual coffee mug not a cardboard cup.
"So Randy what brings you here? You're getting a refund after."
"Oh just keep it will ya? Go to Bingo or something." Gran loves the game and going with her friends at times.
"Well, now that we have the amenities out of the way, what's going on Randy?"
"Well, I think I picked up a good case of fetishism and want to know if it or they are likely to cause issues in my life."
I like the way her half-glasses sit on her blossoms with the room light seen in them, the feminine beaded chain of long clear glass beads and small purple beads too.
"What kind of fetishes, Randy: Woman's undies? Brassiere, panties, slips?"
"Beaded neck chains, various styles of half-glasses, and patent black hi-heels."
"OH MY" Gran smiles. "Those are quite manly fetishes. Usually with guys its the undies."
"Gran, you're saying a fetish can be guy-like?"
"Oh yes, with younger guys it is their girlfriend's bra or panties and they can't seem to get off without them. But half-glasses and beaded neck chains and patent black hi-heels are so more of an older lady thing. That is very mature. There is a fetish for glasses but the kind people wear all the time. I don't know why women go for the big horn-rimmed clunkers."
"Gran, I know what you're saying, they make a young woman's feminine face look like Henry Kissinger or Jack Benny or Mayor Duncan."
"Who is Mayor Duncan?"
"Oh, he is the mayor in the movie 'Towering inferno.' Gran, when I see you in those sweet silver ovals you wear, the ones with the half-moons, they get me quite hard."
"You get aroused in seeing me in my silver ovals with the half-moons? What do you think about when you see me at those times?"
"Frankly Gran, I have fantasies about you and other women touching me down there with their silver ovals with half-moons and their half-glasses with beaded chains, maybe those patent black hi-heels."
"You know Randy or maybe you don't know but there is absolutely nothing wrong in having sexual fantasies, we need that sort of a sexual playground for the mind, everyone does it, in their heads anyway. I mean think about it five days a week it is work, and like you get a fifteen-minute break after a few hours break, you should give your mind a break,
have your fantasies, in your mind, let the things that turn you on become a sexual playground."
"Oh Gran, I do that all the time, I have even started to write stories about this sort of fetish."
"Oh Really?" asks Gran with a smile. "What is the name of this story?"
"Jeff's friend Gerty, he fixes her fan, she gives him a spin."
"I suppose you have a whole collection of ladies' half-glasses with beaded chains?" Gran asks me in a nice way.
"I do have a few Gran now I am looking for beaded chains to go with them." I know I am sporting an erection and quite sure that the way Gran is sitting, she can see it.
"So Randy- you have had fantasies of me?"
"Yes Gran I gave away my skin magazines a while ago, I saw you one day and I got to thinking how damn good you look, and damn it if I'm going to have a fantasy, it is going to be of a woman I know and love."
"Randy, that is so sweet it really is, I know I have a few pairs of half-glasses I could give you, with beaded chains, I am a good forty years older and you'd rather have fantasies about me than some skinny young thing?"