'Have you a cock?'
The question that broke the mandatory silence was empty of emotion, as when one asks an automated teller for tens or twenties. My answer was equally flaccid.
'No. I have no need of one.'
'Really? No cock?'
I was surprised by how easily the obscenity crossed her cultured lips, even though our propaganda averred that myriad such appendages had passed the other way. The irony amused me and a chuckle accompanied my reply.
'Yes. Sexual intercourse plays no part in my purpose.'
She twisted then bit her lower lip. Hyperbolic disappointment distorted her regal features.
'But that is so unfair.'
Unfairness was a concept I understood, though was not programmed to pay much heed. Such moral questions were not my concern. However, her statement pricked my curiosity and grew more pointed by the moment, causing a hesitance, a minor irritation, somewhere deep within my emotional processors. I tracked it down. Plucked it out.
'In what way unfair?'
After rising from the purple leather couch, she stepped forwards and circled me like a predator. Her white translucent shift clung to her subtle, girlish curves, while its hem swished against the plush white carpet; in contrast, her slender naked feet barely made a sound. Perfumed breath warmed the air around me. With such proximity, I could hear her heart, feel her heat. A touch. Physical contact. I was told to be wary of it. Wary of her. But what had I to fear, a battle-hardened killer in the presence of this petite and virtually naked female? Nevertheless, I knew she was inordinately clever, deliciously deceitful, and so I remained ever vigilant. Her tensed spread palm slipped inside my black jacket and tested my thoracic musculature.
'Because physically you are very pleasingly constructed, and as we are necessarily going to be spending a lot of time together...'
A wry ellipsical smile punctuated her words and, somehow, the unfinished sentence completed itself. Though I was left with no doubt as to its conclusion, I necessarily had to feign otherwise. So much, at least, was obvious.
'Not so, Ma'am. Once I have delivered you to Surface Containment and verified their security arrangements, I am to return to the platform.'
Reluctantly nodding her elfin head, she wafted her long lashes then feigned a petulant pout. I turned my gaze once more to the brilliant blue that surrounded us, watched a distant vapour trail form, spread and distort in the planet's turbulent upper atmosphere.
We had descended a further thousand feet before she spoke again.
'So what are you?' The question lacked specificity. I merely raised an eyebrow. She quickly dispelled my uncertainty. 'Are you a man, or what?'
As president, her image had been everywhere, her broadcasts viewed by billions, but, despite her unmistakable appearance, I could barely believe I was in the presence of the very woman who had wielded such power. Though undoubtedly spirited, she was surely too slight in stature, too vulnerable, to have commanded such loyalty and adoration. I buttoned up my black jacket before shrugging my shoulders.
'A man. I am a man.'
'Mmm.' She carefully looked me up and down and nodded. 'It is said by some that a man without a cock is like a gun without a trigger, a thing by name only, with neither use nor purpose.'
Her akimbo pose candidly accentuated her point; backlit by the morning sun, her shift became almost transparent and, as she absently transferred her weight from foot to foot, the silhouette of her distended cunt lips issued their own silent words of contempt. If she were trying to provoke me, either emotionally or physically, she failed; my delivery remained matter of fact.
'And it is said by some that aphorisms are for people who can't think for themselves. Personally, I doubt either statement is wholly true.' A nod accompanied her wry smile. I pressed home my blunt point. 'I am built for a specific purpose and, as such, am supremely fit for that purpose, have been tested to destruction countless times.'
She sniffed, deflated, and her eyes lost focus, peered into another place and time.
'So am I, dear boy. And so have I.'
There was silence. The lift continued its descent, its repetitive mechanical machinations filtered out by my flawlessly efficient sensory circuits. Constancy is a friend to me. Change alone is a potential enemy. Smalltalk invited the enemy on board.
'How much longer?'
I stood at ease, as she, a tease, sashayed around me.
'Not long now, Ma'am.'
'Good. I hate travelling in these things. They are so...' the sweeping glance across my body was almost disdainful, 'unnatural.'
'The alternative is much more unpleasant, I assure you.'
Fed-back images suddenly scorched my retinae. Battle-cries rattled my baffled memory banks. Bodies exploded. Ships disintegrated. Fire. Death. Destruction. The shock momentarily immobilised me. Though buried beneath the psychedelic clamour, her voice, thin and disembodied, brought me back to the moment. Sensors quickly re-established space and time, confirmed both my physical condition and orientation. Quickly scanning every system, I found nothing remiss, noted nothing but normality. I focussed on her face, and recognised an equal mix of fear and concern within its unsettled symmetry. Warm fingers stroked my steely bicep.
'Where were you? What did you see?'
I produced an apposite smile.
'Nowhere. Here... Out... there.' I nodded to the thickening clouds beyond the transparent walls. 'The alternative is to fly, Ma'am. To fly between the platform and the Earth. Now war is over and the platform is in geostationary orbit, the cables provide a safer - shall we say - more predictable means of transport to the surface.'
She quickly changed the subject.
'May I have music?'
Her request surprised me. Lift music was notoriously banal. I nodded.
'Of course. Anything... in particular?'
'Yes. I had a piece uploaded yesterday, a special piece for my final journey. It should be ready to play.'
The remote about my wrist served many purposes: alarm; emergency stop; door opening, to name but three. Music was an oft underused facility. I pressed play. It began. Her enthusiasm was contagious.
'Can you see it? Soaring, gliding, dipping, diving.'
I closed my eyes. The music seeped into my ears, filled my head and overwhelmed me.
'Yes, I do. I see it. What is it?'
She laughed.
'A bird, you philistine!'
I laughed in return.
'I know! I can tell that - I'm not completely stupid! But what bird?'
'A lark. Do you not recognise its song?'
I replied honestly.
'No. I have never heard one.'
I considered adding how birdsong recognition is not high on the list of a killer's requisite skills, but wisely considered it inappropriate.
'Then listen! And close your eyes and watch it fly.'
I saw it all. Set against a cloud-bank of shifting parallel chords, the violin imitated the creature's warbling cry as it hovered then dived and snatched up a scurrying vole in its savage clutching claws. Again it soared, its song a concentrate, a condensate, of the natural bucolic beauty that had once covered the now wasted Earth. Fighting to hold back tears, I wished the piece would end while simultaneously praying it would never end.
The dying strains faded. I opened my eyes. Though it was obvious she had been crying, she had recovered her composure and was perched perkily on the arm of the couch. She turned to me.
'Thank you.'
'No, thank you. The pleasure was mine. What is it called? The piece you chose?'
'The lark ascending.'
The irony was not lost on me.
'"The lift descending" might have been more suitable...'
She twisted her lovely mouth and looked me dead in the eye.
'Well, yes... but surely one has to fall to rise again.'
More silence. Normally I enjoyed its mirror-like perfection; today it unsettled me. I searched for a reason and found none. Another blank whose unwanted presence further nibbled away at my incumbent certainty. Her words brought more teeth to the burgeoning feast.
'So you prefer predictable?'
I was momentarily confused.
'Sorry?'
'You said the lifts are more predictable. Tell me, soldier, who but a killer prefers fucking predictability?'
Another uncharacteristic profanity. Unexpectedly, slender arms encircled my neck and she pressed her body into mine. She gasped and her blue eyes widened, though the source of her astonishment escaped me. Moist and warm, her breath entered my mouth, its chemical composition instantly available for my appraisal. In immediate response to the unexpected incursion and precisely as programmed, I dehumanised my voice as much as was inhumanly possible.
'Ma'am, I am immune to such substances. Did you imagine my creators to be unaware of your hollowed teeth and the mind-altering drugs you secrete there? Your attempts to subvert me disappoint me - in every way.'
Though barely a single shade short of sincere, her submissive tone was still undoubtedly counterfeit.
'Okay. I'm sorry. You win.'
I trod carefully.
'No more tricks?'
'No, soldier. I'll come quietly.'
A hissed intimate whisper, the word 'come' was imbued with an incredible intensity. It swirled within me, drew important resources from my centre and out to an unknown periphery. I struggled to maintain an impassive demeanour.
'Ma'am, the war is over and I am no longer a soldier.'
Her brief laugh carried easily quantifiable humectants into my respiratory tract along with traces of complex organic chains that were harder to analyse. Standing on tiptoes, cheek pressed to my chest, and still clinging tightly to my unyielding body, she softly and sweetly sang a stanza from a once-popular protest song.
'A soldier in a suit is just a soldier with no boots,
He's still a soldier when he shoots your sorry ass.'
I rolled my eyes, held out my hands and shook my head.
'I have no gun, Ma'am.'
She retorted immediately and with blatant incredulity.
'You sure?'
Outside, the clouds had grown thicker. The scorched surface was surely no more than twenty minutes beneath us. A quick glance at the altimeter confirmed my observations. I again shook my head.
'I assure you, I was a soldier long enough to know a gun when I see one. And besides, this cabin was searched. You and I were both meticulously searched.' She winced at the memory and, inexplicably, I found myself enjoying her discomfort. 'Ma'am, there are no guns for a hundred miles.'
'There are guns, and there are guns...' A finger jabbed my chest. 'You are packing, soldier, I know it. I can... feel it.' Her brow furrowed, eyes narrowed, and she gazed up into my face. 'Yet you try to deceive me'
She was mocking me, yet I could not grasp the core of her jest. I countered, best I could.
'There is an element of deceit in everything. Nothing is at face value. To acknowledge this fact is an essential of survival.'
Again, her retort was immediate.
'Well, you would know. You survived. You survived everything.'
More unwanted images flashed before my open eyes.
'Yes, I did.'
'How many did you kill?'
'Ma'am, the numbers are not..'
'How many?'
The power of her delivery fired a fine spray of saliva into my face. I resisted the unconscious urge to wipe my eyes.
'Six hundred...'
Though I had barely started, she was already incredulous.
'Six hundred?'
'And fifty-three thousand, seven hundred and...'
Her eyes flared with momentary hatred. The fire was quickly quenched by what appeared to be a wave of morbid curiosity. She released her grip on me and stepped away, the loss of her weight and heat leaving a gaping void in my senses. Her pained voice tore another hole.
'You have killed... over half a million?'
My shoulders shrugged. I remained matter of fact.
'Yes. But I had some help. I wasn't working entirely alone.'
My ex-president rested her rear on the arm of the couch, closed her eyes and bowed her head. Her raven hair now hid her perfect features, became a shield for her emotions. With fascination, I noticed how its blue sheen reflected the swiftly passing clouds. Her sigh, though almost silent, filled our tiny space to bursting with anguish. After countless strained moments, she turned to face me, her cheeks now wet with tears.
'Did you ever ask why you were killing?'
'No. I follow orders. Such questions slow reactions, make me less effective.'
'But how did you know who to kill? How could you be sure?'
This was a question for which I was eminently prepared.
'Fighting machines have been able to differentiate between possible targets for generations. My algorithms are flawless. The human mind is hindered by ethical considerations, whereas mine is not. From visual contact through the decision process to elimination takes millionths of a second. The target is dead before he or she knows it. The slowest part of the process is the bullet.'
She fired back.
'And you have never made a mistake?'
'No. How could I?'
A weary sigh and further measured breathing were her only retorts. I waited in vain for a verbal response to my simply stated certainty: as a machine for discriminate killing, I had no peer.
Once again she paced around me, her voice now even and thoughtful.
'A man without a cock is tragic enough, but a man without doubt? Self-doubt is an ethical brake. Uncertainty makes for introspection and cautious forward steps...'
I interrupted.
'I am always cautious. My programming allows nothing else.'
Her reply was presto, perturbation seemingly sparked by a glance at the frantically spinning altimeter.
'Okay, so you have killed to certain rules and yes, perhaps you have not faltered in applying those rules.