But anyway, that is beside the point. The office where I work at is special. Just like any other office, there is a strong divide between the low level white collar workers, those at the manager level and those who are at the executive level. Those at the bottom of the corporate hierarchy, the associates, we have formed our own little secret.
We have what we call the Office Sex Forum.
It is an online platform that we use to chat among ourselves in the office without having to be afraid getting caught. You see, everything in the official company messaging app that the company provides is recorded. A clause in our contract says that we have to give up our privacy if we want to work here. So to counter that, those at the associate level have created out own little massaging platform.
On there we talk about all sorts of things; the ‘big boss’, the secrets of those at the executive level and the manager level. Some of the managers side with the lowly associate white collars, but most try to befriend those at the executive level, in the hopes of fishing out a promotion. On that forum, we talk about which manager was selling him or herself out to those above them, and which managers still had some personal integrity.
But above all, we talk about sex on the Office Sex Forum. While the bosses are not looking, we arrange hook ups and small sex parties around the office. At the bottom of the Office Sex Forum page, there is a tab that only has one word written on it: Sex. Click on it and you will find a long list, similar to what you see on Craigslist. White collars at my level, the associate level and below, post their sexual desires there.
There are all sorts of posts on that forum. Some want a fuck in the bathroom stalls, while others want to have a quick and silent quickie in the conference room during lunchtimes. Others even arranged to fuck in their cubicles after work. The only rule we had in the Office Sex Forum was that all sex had be inside the office. Nothing, absolutely nothing, could leak outside the office or to the managers and executives above us. This was our secret, our refuge from the tyranny from the bosses who controlled our paychecks.
Last week, I gave a welcoming to James; our newest low level white collar worker. He had interned for us before, and he was good enough to get a job offer out of it. After his first week, the other office workers and I decided to give him a special welcoming to our secret club.
I would make a posting on the Office Sex Forum, offering a quick and gratifying blowjob in the bathroom stalls during lunchtime. I would then introduce James to the Office Sex Forum when the boss wasn’t looking, and then hopefully he would take the bait.
Honestly, I thought that this was a very good idea. It offered the greenhorn a quick and gradual introduction to the secrets of our office, and a complimentary welcoming blowjob was sure to keep him from leaking the secret to our bosses.
Because we were all at the mercy of those at the executive level, us associates and other low level white collars had the tendency to stick together. We may fight each other for job promotions, but in the Office Sex Forum, we were united. In the Office Sex Forum, we could express our honest desires to each other and arrange for sex parties anywhere in the office.
No corner, no desk and no area in the office was off limits as long as we had the keys to it. In the Office Sex Forum, the office was our sex playground.
And since we worked so hard every day, we were always very horny.
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With a sigh, I dropped myself onto my chair.
“You alright, Maya?” James asked, who had been assigned a desk next to me.
“Yeah,” I sighed. “Just came out of a sales meeting. The fucking boss always thinks he can push for higher sales quotas, since we always manage to somehow meet the last quota. I swear, his greed knows no limits.”
“True,” James let out a dry laugh. “But...what can you do. If you don’t meet the quota, you might get fired.”
“And if you do meet the quota, he will increase it,” I added.
We shared a wry smile.
“Quit the job while you can, kid,” I told him.
“You know you don’t mean that.”
“I know,” I grinned.
I swirled around in my chair and looked at my screen again. For today’s schedule, I only had some paperwork left to do. Tomorrow would be meeting clients all day, but today, I didn’t have to talk to anymore people.
“Coast is clear,” James said, as if he was reading my mind.
Just to be sure, I took a quick peek around.
We had an unspoken rule that we had to make sure that no one was standing behind us if we checked the Office Sex Forum. It would be disastrous if those at the manager and executive level found out about this.
Taking a breath, I typed in the URL. The page loaded quickly and I checked up on the latest rumors. One of the secretaries of those at the executive level had come to our side a few weeks ago and since then we always had access to his schedule.
For example, now we knew what he did between 2pm and 5pm every Thursday afternoon. ‘Tennis’ was simply a codename for going out to see his mistress.
After catching up on office gossip, I opened the Sex tab on the forum page. This part always made me excited. Almost every hour there would be new posts by people in the office, asking if there was anyone available to fuck.
One might think that this was mostly men who would be active on this page, but that was not the case. The women in our office were just as horny, if not more so. In fact, a few weeks ago there were a few days when there weren’t enough male coworkers available on the Office Sex Forum and the female coworkers could not get the satisfaction they wanted. And of course, there were also times when the female associates were too busy and the male coworkers had blue balls.
In the end, everything balances out.
My eyes scanned the Sex tab on the website, looking for any interesting posts. While I was away from the desk there had been plenty of new posts. But you had to act fast. Posts marked with a green dot were still open, while red ones meant that the offer had been taken and was closed.
I set the page settings to only display green options and automatically results got filtered.
There were several postings from women, requesting for a quick fuck after work. There were also some postings from men who needed a blowjob or wanted to have sex after work.
I looked at the clock on my desktop. It was almost 4pm. This meant that the lunch time sex sessions were already over and in a few hours it would be time to leave the office. This was why currently the forum was filled with requests for an afterwork fuck.
Besides afterwork requests, there were also a few who liked to plan ahead and were trying to organize something for tomorrow lunchtime.
I ignored the lunchtime requests and opened a few posts from men who wanted to have an afterwork hook up.
After a long day at work, both men and women needed sex. These postings were a blessing for both sides. Who says that women don’t like to have a quick and gratifying fuck?
“Bathroom stall seven, quick fuck after work, 7pm.”
“Cubicle ten, after work, 6:30pm.”
“Late night, 9pm, in the conference room.”
None of these interested me. I closed all of them and continued to scroll the page. And just as I was about to give up, I saw a green post at the bottom of the page that seemed interesting.
“Janitor storage room, dark and tight, 7pm after work.”
The post was marked as both green and “m4w”, meaning that it was a man looking for a woman.
I clicked the accept button. Immediately the site said that I had taken up the offer and that the offer would not be available for other people anymore.
The poster itself was put as anonymous. Not that it mattered. In the dark and tight closet space, I wouldn’t be able to see him anyway.
I swallowed. Just the thought of it was making me feel excited. I would enter the janitor’s closet after work and in there, there would be a random man waiting for me. We would explore each other’s body and have a quick and gratifying fuck session.
