It's time to enter his first writing competition. The Airbook was open and the fingers poised. The trouble was that the story was about toys, and as a bloke he didn’t really have any experience with toys. Yes, he had watched some masturbation porn where girls used them on themselves and each other, but that was it.
Small ideas ran through his head. Maybe a straight masturbation story, a straight first time story, some with a lesbian slant or even a good old fashioned Sybian tale.
Then in a flash, a naughty idea appeared. He had a lot of female friends on Lush. Why not ask them? If he won he could donate the prize to whoever gave the best answers. Yes, that might be good.
He quickly fired off a mail to all his friends - women of course - asking them to be interviewed by phone. There were three questions. Why should I give you the prize, what is the best experience you have ever had with a toy, and if you win, what will you do for me?
Everything was confidential. No Lush names would be used and he was to be the sole judge of the winner.
He poured himself a glass of cold white Sauvignon Blanc, turned on his desk lamp and started to call those who had responded. This could be a fun and long night, fun he thought.
First up was Valkyrie, who said I should give her the prize because I was her oldest Lushie and and because she had introdced me to BangBangGirl42.
Her resonse to the second question was pretty hot.
"Wow thats a difficult one. It has to be my first time. I was twenty when I bought my first vibe. It was small and fit into my bag. I only got it because a couple of my friends insisted I should. I had been single for a few months and was running out of ways to come. It was like a little silver bullet and as soon as it arrived just the thought of it made me horny.
"I had to spend all day at work thinking about it and couldn’t wait to get home and get off. I could hardly get my key in the door as I jumped inside, grabbed the package and headed upstairs to my bedroom. I threw all my clothes off apart from my panties and settled on my bed, unwrapping the parcel.
"I remember taking it out, holding it and thinking how beautiful it looked. As I held it in my left hand, I started touching my breasts and nipples, making them hard. My panties were already pretty damp from spending a day thinking about my orgasm.
"I found the on switch and the vibe sprang into life. Oh my god, it felt so strong on my hand. What was it going to do to my clit? Gingerly I placed it on my clit but over my panties. As soon as it touched I gasped and the vibrations went right through me. Jesus, so fucking good. Slowly I started to rub my clit with it and pretty soon I was struggling to hold on. I reached down and slipped off my panties and gently placed it on my naked pussy.
"Oh fuck, fuck, fuck. It hit me like a tidal wave. The orgasm was so strong and so quick. It was amazing. I had to throw the vibe on the bed as my clit was so tender. All I could hear was a gentle buzzing noise next to me as I lay there recovering.
"When I had come round, I started again. I must have come four or five times that night but I really don’t remember because it was so so good."
She finished by telling me that I should just give her the prize for all the fun we had had in the past.
Ahh the lovely SouthernBelle, a gorgeous and close friend, was next. Her response was most surprising.
"My my aren’t you naughty. I know I am probably the only female you know who doesn’t do toys. I just can't get them to work for me. Okay, I take that back. I got a Hitachi Magic Wand as a gift once. But it almost burned my clit off. So I just used it on my back and neck and it was great at that. It was just an exercise in frustration getting something to work so I just pretty much gave up. The chances of it burning through the batteries before it does me any good are pretty high, so it's kind of pointless.
