Doctor's Orders
Why you should always read the admission letter.
"Would you like to jerk off first?" I gawk at him. "What kind of a fucked up question is that?" My wife and I have four children. And we decided that’s enough. We decided that after the second one, actually, but, well, shit happens, I guess. After the third one, we agreed I’d get a vasectomy. That is, she agreed. But if you’re married, you know that 'she agrees' means 'we agree'. Naturally, being a man, and quite attached...