Stinging nettles Stories

My day started quite normally until I went outside to check some stinging nettles I was trying to grow. They were doing terrible. I realised they were not getting enough sun, so I went to the field and pulled up two nettles about two and a half feet in length and planted them in the garden where they would get some sun. As the day progressed I was starting to feel horny and my thoughts turned to the nettles I had just rep...