I'm not you average Jo (for a start the names Dave not Jo)
I can watch footy with the lads or watch xfactor with the girls
I can dance you off the dance floor or snuggle up with you on a cold winters night, both are my idea of a good time
Although I'm no fashionista Girls use my honesty in prep for a night out, I have no quarms about telling someone 'that really doesn't go!' Or 'try that belt to break it up'
There is too much to say to write here so the rest.. Well you'll have to just find out won't you