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Deal breakers:Fashion wise

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Buz
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hmmmm... don't like to see baggy clothes on women, not attractive. Nose rings! They look like boogers! Ring below the lower lip. NO!

I really don't care what men wear but I do laugh at guys in skinny pencil jeans, socks with sandals, and Pee Wee Herman suits.
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He reminds me a little of captain Morgan. Like if he were all of a sudden put into modern times and given a new "hairdo" for lack of a better term, give his stache a little trim, some bling, some protein shakes... Like, it would explain how confused he looks and how orange. It's like on Bill and Ted's excellent adventure where they gather all those historic figures and introduce them to modern society.

It's him post makeover, dude.



Look at him blending into society...Yes rum ads are lucrative. Stop saying Argh it gives you away.
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Look at him blending into society...Yes rum ads are lucrative. Stop saying Argh it gives you away.


So what is the guy on the right's excuse? Our dear pirate traveled with Bill and Ted from the 1800s but him?
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Baggy jeans, the "thrift shop look, nothing matches", dirty sneakers, wife beater-tee shirts, backwards baseball caps, any pants with witing on the ass, "Hello Kitty" on an adult, the new, short in front, long in back dresses, the cargo look, pseudo militery look on GUYS, should i go on???
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Uggs
Crocs
"hip hop" clothing
Any sort of hat not worn in the proper way
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Uggs
Crocs
"hip hop" clothing
Any sort of hat not worn in the proper way


What crocs aren't sexy? Yeah I agree with your list.
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Uggs
Crocs
"hip hop" clothing
Any sort of hat not worn in the proper way


Dirty sweatpants...No no no my friend.
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Cargo shorts
Hawaiian button downs
Net tank tops
Socks with flip flops
Distressed jeans and a mock turtle
Head to toe grey sweats
90s rapper clothes.


lmao Nicks cool forum love it

Men in jean shorts (short ones pathetic)
Agree Hawaiian shirts r wrong as r Bermuda shorts
Socks with flip flops wtf how is that even possible?? for me its those sad Jesus Creeper sandles, the brown ones, with socks??
Wallabie shoes they r just beyond sad
Manchester united football tops
Chelsea football tops
Tottenham hotspur football top
Any football top that isn't an Arsenal one
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a wedding dress
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I like guys who aren't constantly, completely image obsessed, but who are open to my sartorial suggestions. But I'd likely never be attracted to a guy who went out in public wearing a mesh shirt and jorts, and I don't understand guys who aren't train engineers or farmers wearing overalls.
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This is... the... that thing... (sigh).

Just don't be that guy, alright?

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This is... the... that thing... (sigh).

Just don't be that guy, alright?





What? Tight Christmas sweaters are so in this year!






Me and this guy probably aren't dating.
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Manpris...I think I've seen them on one man that was able to pull off the look. But in general, yucky!
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Manpris...I think I've seen them on one man that was able to pull off the look. But in general, yucky!


Agree. I know Nadal did his best but...Nope.

60 year olds in hip hop shorts. Stop. Be distinguished. Okay don't but you look ridiculous.
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Thank you for starting this topic NickiC! Very mixed feelings( ) about the images shown above but also surprisingly amused!
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THIS!

I actually love my cammo pants. I hung them up but can't find them anywhere
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Mwah! To whoever dreamt up this thread. Haven't laughed so much in weeks!!!! biggrin
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This and...a lot of you may disagree, but...a man in loafers is a huge no in my eyes.
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Thank you for starting this topic NickiC! Very mixed feelings( ) about the images shown above but also surprisingly amused!


As long as you aren't in a head to toe nude bodysuit, we are fine. smile

Seriously, glad you are having fun.
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Some people can pull off the shorty shorts, but nobody looks good with a mini-backpack.

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Mwah! To whoever dreamt up this thread. Haven't laughed so much in weeks!!!! biggrin


It was me and

Glad you laughed.
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Some people can pull off the shorty shorts, but nobody looks good with a mini-backpack.



He's so sexy I fainted.

But that was his daydream. In real life I chased him into Barney's and made him wear a suit.
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He is fit but ffs give us a break. We are only human.
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If your hair looks anything like this... Dnt even talk to me



Infact if you dress like anyone of TOWIE, Made in Chelsea, or anything like that.. I automatically don't like you
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Men in V-Necks too... Ergh just stoppppp
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Flip flops with socks
Skinny jeans (on either male or female)
Hawaiian shit
Crocs
Uggs
Anything you might see from Jersey Shore
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THIS!

I actually love my cammo pants. I hung them up but can't find them anywhere


I hid them. Love the grey stripe!
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Nicki C you are GENIUS!!! I'm still laughing! biggrin
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If your hair looks anything like this... Dnt even talk to me



Infact if you dress like anyone of TOWIE, Made in Chelsea, or anything like that.. I automatically don't like you


He is dreaming of the Beibs. Look at him closer. He has the fever. That hair scares me as I jump into my car and speed away.