I thought this would fun topic, I will start it off things were not going good at work and I strongly disagreed with the decisions my boss was making. So I asked him if he was having trouble breathing he said no why do you ask?I then said it's a wonder you have your head stuck so far your ass it's a wonder you can breath at all. He thought I was joking and laughed
My ex boss use to send smartass messages to my pager often times when I was with customers, so one night I called the office knowing he would answer an place it on speaker. I asked him to get the step ladder into the conference room for me, sure what for my answer was so when I climb up you can kiss my ass. Then hung up on him and his office was full of people who busted out laughing as I was told. was nearing the end of that job anyway. So that's my way of ending employment.
Hey boss,you are very good and honest man.)))
You know what would look better than you in your bra and panties? You out of you bra and panties.
HAHA
I was already leaving my job after 7 years. I worked for a city in Palm Beach County Florida. This man was not my direct supervisor, I had a supervisor and an office manager to report to but he was just above them.
He had nothing to do with the office staff, most of the time. He decided to make renovations/remodeling choices that were BAD decisions. The customers were hating it as well as the office staff and they were not even finished.
He decided AFTER these renovations were started to actually ask what the office staff thought about them. He seated me, then asked me what I thought about these changes. Then in the next sentence he stated that it didn't matter though because they were going to happen.
I pretty much said then why the hell bring me in here and waste my time.
I told him his office was a mess - it IS! He said it was a unique filing system. But then, my boss is much nicer than most.
I call my boss an arsehole on a weekly basis, he has no managerial skills or people skills for that matter. Good job the other boss likes me.
I fuck your wife.... And your daughter.... And your mother.... And your sister...
Get out of my office so I can finish all the work you have dumped on me and will later take credit for doing, or go do it yourself...ok, so I never said that but it resides in a permanent invisible speech bubble above my head.
No I won't suck your dick.
Cuz I totally would!
"Well, It's Just My Third Day Here. I Need More On The Job Training!!!" It Will Drive Your Bosses To Make You Quit Or To Fire You!!!
"I know who you sucked off to get where you are and cant imagine how many more you will have to suck off to actually be successful at your job."
I can do this better than you can!
"Well you're shit at your job aren't you"
"It's okay if you don't understand what I'm saying. You're the boss, you don't need to do any real work."
