Hi - I've been writing stories about sex for many, many years. I started when I was a teenager, copying the stories from the magazines in my brother's porn stash while he was out playing football on Sunday mornings. After a while, instead of just copying them, I found that I enjoyed changing the stories as I wrote them down. It started with just changing the girl's name to 'Abi' so that I was part of the story... then I'd change the sex of one of the characters or the location and so on. I re-wrote stories, played with them, moulded them, combined them. Eventually, I stopped using the magazines and wrote my own stories from scratch. I even submitted one or two to my brother's favourite magazine and got paid for them.
This is where the calendar would flick by in the film of my life to December 2010. During a house move, a friend discovered my stash of stories and started reading them. She loved them and persuaded me write some new ones and submit them to her favourite publications. I've since been published in various magazines and had several short stories used by Xcite Books for their eBook and written anthologies.
I enjoy publishing ebooks on Amazon and Smashwords. You'll notice a lot of “Pee Perverts”, but other kinks are available if you like your sex a little drier! Over the last year, I have put a lot of time into a new "Oh Daddy!" series and I'm currently trying identify and wrap up all the half-finished ideas from a lifetime of writing.
I love hammering away at the keyboard. If you enjoy a bit of silliness and humour in your erotic readings, please try ‘Witch Way To The Apocalypse’ which won the ‘2012 Phenomenon’ competition.
I'm in a very stable and happy relationship and it's not a joke when I say that one man is more than enough for me to cope with ;-)
I really hope you enjoy reading my stories.
Abi xxx
Interests Reading and writing erotica - which is why I spend so much time on lush. In terms of 'other' reading, I'll give anything a go and often have a wide selection of ebooks and library books on the go.
I also enjoy naughty pictures and have started a couple of galleries for my friends on Lush.
Away from the naughty stuff, I enjoy sharing a bottle of good wine with friends and / or family, listening to music, going to concerts.
Favorite Books Most things Sci-Fi. The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy trilogy of five. Star Wars universe
Favorite Authors Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, Penny Birch.
Favorite Movies I've started watching movies again recently, although my last cinema visit was The Rise of Skywalker. I can enjoy a bit of anything from chick flicks through Sci-Fi to porn. It depends on the mood. As a writer, there's not much that you can't enjoy / learn from... even if it's how not to do something. Interstellar is a stand-out :-)
Favorite TV Shows Currently watching How I Met Your Mother, Trailer Park Boys, Letterkenny, MasterChef Australia, Gogglebox
Black Books, Green Wing, Battlestar Galactica, The Expanse. The Mandalorian was immense :-)
Favorite Music Kyuss is my favourite band of all time; the music that I go back to again and again. If you've never heard of them but want to know more, please check out my video collection.
I love all things Queen, courtesy of my Dad. Led Zeppelin. Pink Floyd.
Anything and everything. Lana del Ray still features heavily when I'm doing my ironing (I fell in love her voice on the flight to New Zealand) along with Portishead - Roseland NYC Live.
Last concerts were Guns n Roses and Glen Hansard. Both were stunning examples at opposite ends of the entertainment spectrum.
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