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irishcpl
1 month ago
Bisexual Male, 56
Ireland
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paddy and murphy fancy a pint but only have a euro between them, paddy goes off and buys a sausage, murphy says are you mad ? now we'r skint!,come on says pady follow me, they go into the pub order 2 pints and drink them before paying,pady shoves the sausage through the zipper of his jeans and tells murphy to get down on his knees and suck it,, the barman goes berserk and throws them out,,10 pubs and 10 pints later murphy says i cant do this any more my knees are sore and i'm pissed,,how do you think i feel says paddy ,i cant even remember which pub i lost the sausage in ,,,,,,
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hello all,,,i would like to know if im the only one that thinks this is odd to say the least,,,and of course some good advice to pass on would be very helpful ,,,,ok i have a close friend and lol its not me she really is a friend,,,anyway her and her boyfriend been together comming on 17 years now or there abouts,,they bought a house together 6 years ago (course its not worth as much as they paid for it now) they sleep in diffrent bedrooms the kid (7) sleeps with one or the other of them,,they dont go out together,,they dont watch tv togther,,if hes watching tv she goes to bed or visea versa he never tells her she looks good puts her down a lot,,she makes his dinner and he comes in takes it into the sitting room and him and the kid eat in there while she eats in the kitchen,,anyway all is going along as normal when he tells her one day that hes got another lady pregnant,,it was a one night stand,,dont mean notting to him,,please dont leave me blah blah blah you know the normal story,,she goes to the doc and gets tested for all the std's she can,,,doc gives her some "calming down" pills,,shes like a drunk going around all the time wont listen to anyone,,his family have told her to kick him out get some space and sort it out in your head,,,shes not listening its just like it never happned ,,has anyone gone through this or any advice,,,, wow that was a long type for me,,,,,, thanks ,,,
yes i love to watch ,,she has no problem in me watching her pee i guess its the taboo factor that turns me on
