That great British icon of wildlife television programming, Sir David Attenborough, has reached his 100th birthday. In honour of his life and work, I have written Blue Planet, episode 10 : The Anal Fuckslut. It is therefore best read aloud in a breathy but passionate whisper, ideally whilst creeping through the undergrowth. 😉 Recent feedback suggests that this story is
FUNNY: "Hilarious! But I read it in a David Attenborough voice." (Carnevil9)
PHILOSOPHICAL: "Hope is the memory of the future... This commentary has a warning. Well done." (sandy2moon)
FILTHY: "Please edit out the references to farts" (a mod)
Enjoy! 🤣😜
