About
“perhaps the most off-beat, exotic, and inventive writer [here]!” (JamesLlewellyn)
“You have developed a unique category. I don't think anyone else here can equal you in this genre, as beneath the vulgarity there is a real story each time.” (ChrisM)
“filth done with real style and wit … Your mix of uninhibited filth and thought-provoking social comment is unique!” (naughtyannie)
“You are a uniquely talented writer! … This world needs boundary-pushers, uniquely, creative types such as yourself … so much deeper things going on than the obvious dirty bits” (KimmiBeGood)
Such are the comments I have received about my writing from other top smut-writers. They were possibly referring to my novel Alison Goes to London, which has been described as:
“a unique – and uniquely filthy – work of the imagination. Outlandishly dirty and full of outrageous humour – consider me sold … tremendously well-written.” (Jaymal)
“one of the most original, exhilarating and facetious pieces of writing I've read in a long time! … hilariously and delectably obscene” (AvidlyCurious)
“the coolest erotic story/series I've ever read … I kinda feel like I did when I finished Parks and Recreation or Friends. This entire series was a masterpiece from top to bottom.” (CarltonStJames)
“fabulous combination of futuristic fiction meets erotic porn! … This is pure genius!!” (techgoddess)
“a truly delectable read … wily, witty and absurd at the same time. A true delight!” (el_henke)
“There's a lot more here than meets the eye, which is an enormously clever trick to pull off in this format … ribaldry of the highest calibre.” (PervyStoryteller)
Alison remains my masterpiece: I commend it to you. It has also spawned a series of spin-offs set in the same world:
Claire’s Cunt Kitchen
“amazing, imaginative and unique story telling which remains poignant and real throughout in spite of the bizarre and fantastic surroundings. Loved it.” (DaisyChained)
“a wonderful follow-up to the series you created and it hasn't lost anything. It’s wonderfully out of this world.” (DarkSide)
How Harriet Learnt to Smoke and Fuck and Love Jesus
“wonderfully witty … the humor so off-the-cuff fresh and invigorating I’m laughing from beginning to end – it reminds me of the Marx Brothers at their very best.” (12oclocktales)
“wit and anarchic humour … hilarious and captivating … had me in fits of laughter” (Piquet)
“blasphemous satire exposing the hypocrisy of our modern society … another thought-provoking chapter from your prophetic imagination” (sandy2moon)
“Jesus fucking Christ this was hot … made me cum so hard!” (Phil1977)
Young Cunts
“What a fantastic universe you created. From the original series until now. Just brilliant all around.” (CarltonStJames)
“Wow, just wow.” (Kee)
A Ouettecunte Family Affair
“You never disappoint … I totally loved this story and it showed true mastery of your genre … Almost no cliché was spared and you left no furrow unplowed.” (ChrisM)
PNC
“What amazes me is all the things I shouldn’t like about this story, and yet I couldn’t put it down. As a black man I see myself in [it]…” (Panther_Ulrich)
My other highly recommended works include:
The Cursed Cunt
“a highly original … dark but rip-roaring blend of crime procedural, horror, ecclesiastical satire and filthy sex comedy … this is next-level … hot (and disturbing) as fuck.” (Jaymal)
“holyyyyy sheeeiiit … Your writing is fucking fantastic.” (CarltonStJames)
“darkly funny and clever … fast-paced, witty crazy cunt-filled adventure” (VioletVixen)
“No one does wild, dirty sex and twisted religion quite like you.” (naughtyannie)
Metamorphoses
“just awesome! High-brow porn, with love at its centre” (THBGato)
“gorgeously written … The language of Ghislanzoni + lashings of fabulously hot girldick sex = a five-star story … I wish I could give it more!” (saucyscribblings)
“Your cultured filth is such a treat and the craft in this is sublime.” (CuriousAnnie)
“stunning, entrancing, captivating journey. Their love captured so beautifully, the sci-fi and musical elements entrenched so smoothly … The pacing was perfect. The puns were perfect. The sex was phenomenal.” (VioletVixen)
Snow White and the Seven Dildos, or, The Princess and the Cuntsman
“Your imagination and your use of language foul and simultaneously elegant is second to none … kept me giggling from start to finish … Your tales always brighten my day and put a smile on my face.” (ChrisM)
“an excellent parody of a classic fairytale with fat, dripping Grusha stamp on it … a true delight with your signature silliness spiced up with outrageous taboos.” (el_henke)
“a perfect blend of story, lyrics, eroticism, and imagination!!! And, your creative and deep use of the mixed English language was extraordinary!! … Simply EXCELLENT writing!!” (StrappySandals)
“absurd genius … Brilliant.” (StarBelliedBoy)
Scarlet Scripture: And There Came Two Angels to Sodom
“a stylistic and imaginative tour de force … Your talent and knowledge really shine through here.” (naughtyannie)
“exceptional writing indeed.” (Wilful)
Scarlet Scripture: Akedah!
“equal parts naughty and clever” (Kinley)
“comedically blasphemous … had me properly grinning.” (Jaymal)
A Worthless Filthy Fucking Smoking Trash Cunt Whore
“You are about as good a storyteller as we've got here … Never has a story about something so repelling been so hard to resist.” (Sheherazade)
“very, very funny and so sexy too … a terrific series!” (curvygalore)
And here are some shorter pieces of pornographic pabulum:
The Fockit, or, In and Out Again
“fabulous … I totally adored this imaginative hobbit-sized take on lust.” (CuriousAnnie)
“brilliant – just brilliant.” (TheShyThespian)
All Systems Functioning
“all your trademark imagination, in the service of a hugely fresh and funny sci fi sex com” (Jaymal)
“This was fantastic. Absolutely fantastic!” (CarltonStJames)
Pink
“The dialogue here is superb, so well done, evoking location and context so much better than any description could have.” (THBGato)
“You have such a light touch and it always makes me smile, even as it worms its way into my pussy” (fillelapine)
Double Stopping (with CuriousAnnie)
“sublimely orchestrated…” (FirstBlush)
“Simply brilliant. Fabulous collab!” (el_henke)
Fuck-Talk (with VioletVixen)
“I’ve never read anything so rude in my whole life. Well done.” (DaisyChained)
“I feel rendered wordless by how much clever fucking fun this is. Bravo indeed.” (Jaymal)
“clever clever writing … you are both mental.” (CuriousAnnie)
“Amazing and hilarious!” (dronette56)
Fuck-Talk Too
“Only you could successfully combine gender-swapping sex, futanari fantasies and epic Brechtian conceits with such success! This was barking mad, hilariously funny, utterly filthy and a terrifically entertaining read.” (curvygalore)
“A delight to read: funny, hot, scandalous! Loved it.” (el_henke)
Type Talk
“replete with your usual wit, satire and innovative story telling. It was also funny as fuck!” (Piquet)
Our Porge
“This was close to perfect … Seriously, I want more … you've really got something here.” (Wilful)
“a wonderfully subversive story” (naughtyannie)
Soeliram
“Powerful wrenching stuff. Love has gone into this and for all the squalor, it shows.” (Jaymal)
“That is just magnificent writing Grusha … Seedy, dirty, fleeting … poetic.” (deviantsusie)
Widadari Ophelia
“ethereal, powerful and enthralling … Exotic as orchids, enigmatic as the heart itself, and a rich cross-cultural experience.” (FirstBlush)
The Sing-Song of Little Dick Gangurru
“I can safely say that this is the most unusual story I've ever read.” (Fatdog25)
poems and micros:
A Little Ljóðaháttr
“a great piece, a tale of desire and courage, tragedy and love, and of belief and a willing embrace of fate … Brilliantly done!” (Stormdog)
“Your gift for creative ‘pastiche’ (in its true sense of celebrating an artistic style) is once more employed to utterly exquisite effect … brilliant” (naughtyannie)
The Fucking Forecast
“fucking ingenious” (DaisyChained)
“I will never be able to listen to The Shipping Forecast again without smirking” (Jaymal)
Four Candles
“I didn’t understand a word of it. So why am I laughing so hard?” (kistinspencil)
The Wasted Cunt
“so clever, Grusha. But now I can never read ‘The Waste Land’ again!” (naughtyannie)
Communion / Anaphora / Anamnesis / Introit
“Obscenely scrumptious, profane in all its glory” (AvidlyCurious)
Nothing to Declare
“Hahaha funny lah…” (Kinley)
Sugar and Spice
“Exceptional story and writing” (Lilly)
Between Passchendaele and Ypres
“fabulous and beautiful tale. So sad, raw, and yet tender.” (cat_getsthecream)
Fap Fap
“Beavis & Butthead” (ElectricBlue)
in (Fuck)- spring
“confusing” (a Lush mod)
So… does everyone like my writing? Well, in the interests of balance, here’s the sort of thing that some very powerful people say about me behind my back:
“In my opinion, his writing tends to be hyperbolic... It comes across as insecure, like he needs to throw in a bunch of swear words (and also push situations to the extreme) in order to emphasize his point.”
Well, have a read of some of my stories and see what you think! But beware: to disagree with such people is to ruin your chances of ever getting an MBE…
Finally, if you would like to read my stories in a well-ordered, attractively presented format, I suggest you head to:
https://superbsmut.blogspot.com
If you do enjoy enjoy any of my stories, please do score/vote and comment. And please do get in touch: I’m not here to hook up, but I do like to chat about writing, and sex, and writing about sex...
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