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Ravel's Boléro

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"Did you ever do it to Ravel's Boléro?" asks Bo Derek in "10". Good question, as that piece must surely be one of the most orgasmic in the classical music repertoire - whether your preferred rendering is that of the 1979 movie, or of Torvill & Dean's 1984 scorching Winter Olympics performance, or even just "neat".

Alternatively, you could just read Chapter Fourteen of How Harriet Learnt to Smoke and Fuck and Love Jesus, which begins with some slow plucked violas and cellos, and a quiet but driving rhythm on the snare drum, building all the way to the inevitable crashing E-major-modulating orgasm.

Alternatively, of course, just find your favourite fuck-buddy, pop Boléro on the speakers, and try it out for yourselves.

In neither enterprise will you be disappointed, I promise...

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