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Russell Crowe and Anal Beads

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So, in the interest of sharing one of the more unusual martial arts movies I've seen this year, take a look at this trailer:



I don't mind admitting that the idea of seeing an A-List celeb like Russell Crowe removing a string of antique anal beads from a young woman and inserting them into another girl was my primary attraction to this film.

He seems to be well into the swing of things by the way. In another scene he produces some kind of shiny phallic device and proclaims to the ladies of the local brothel, “We’re going to play a game called ‘Let’s pretend we’re Catholic.’”

Not his usual kind of film I'll grant you

This is an all out, non-stop, blood and gore fest with a sketchy story line and average fight choreography.
It was co-written by Hostel and Inglourious Basterds actor Eli Roth and “presented by” Quentin Tarantino. It is plugged as a zany, multicolored fight fest, pitting squadrons of lethal killers against each other, all in pursuit of a weighty chest of imperial gold.

It's ok.

If you like over-the-top martial arts, a little mythology & magic and a whole lot of kink - this is the film for you!
Catholic girls are the 2nd best.

Republican leaning Catholic girls are the top best!
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Are you kidding... Those are the worst.

No religion havin', twisted little fuckdolls who don't remember the vice president's name are the best.

You fuck a catholic girl in the ass then you spend the next few weeks trying to convince her there is nothing to feel guilty about so she'll let you do it again. Fuck all that.