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I was thrilled to see Emily Kinney back, even if just for a cameo



Fab to see the again Governor too. He was just THE best baddie. I think the series needs a good baddie again. In 5 seasons he's really only been the one with any depth or character development. Looking forward to tomorrow night for the next instalment
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Woof!

Despite the first rain we've seen for five years in post-apocalyptic Georgia, that was another snoozer. Literally! I missed most of Rick's big monologue in the barn. Woke up for him saying the name of the show though. Roll credits.

This new stalker guy looks promising. A long time coming, but I'm gagging for next week. Hopefully they wring the most out of him.
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Woof!

Despite the first rain we've seen for five years in post-apocalyptic Georgia, that was another snoozer. Literally! I missed most of Rick's big monologue in the barn. Woke up for him saying the name of the show though. Roll credits.

This new stalker guy looks promising. A long time coming, but I'm gagging for next week. Hopefully they wring the most out of him.


Yeah, I'm guessing they've just set things up for the new 'long-term' living space. Looks promising! It's been a while since they've all been together in one place for longer than a night or two.

Hopefully it's as action-packed as the 'prison era' rather than the total slowdown during the 'farm era'.
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Yeah, I'm guessing they've just set things up for the new 'long-term' living space. Looks promising! It's been a while since they've all been together in one place for longer than a night or two.

Hopefully it's as action-packed as the 'prison era' rather than the total slowdown during the 'farm era'.


Yeah I agree. TWD has become a snoozer. Since the season opener with the cannibal crazies, it has been same oh same oh. The writers should be fired and replaced with Lushies. At least explain why none of the guys but Rick have beards. Can't be electric razors. Lol. I've started watching Better Call Saul and Suits, while awaiting the long awaited return of Thrones.
I really enjoyed the last episode... I like Dianna so far (what have I seen her in? Was she in sex and the city, playing carrie's editor at vogue?)

Be interesting to see where this goes...
We all know this new place of tranquility can't last. Alexandria seems like it is going to be another Governor thing. Rick is getting sucked in by the Congress Woman and her power trip. If everything is so peachy keen there, why were they out looking for more more people? That just adds more mouths to feed. Also, I can't believe they let ugene live.
I'll be the first one to admit that I think season five has been rather slow. I only started watching week to week this season, I power watched the first four seasons on Netflix.

Now that we're in season five, nearly done it, actually, four episodes to go. I am kind of sad. I truly think this new place is going to be a lot like The Governor and Woodberry.

At the end of the last episode (2-22-15) Rick says to Michonne how quiet it was both at Woodberry and Terminus when they first arrived, that is how he knew something wasn't right. When they finally arrive and are still in the cars, Rick hears children laughing and playing, yet, at the start of this episode, when the gates are opened, there is NO ONE around, not a single soul. Hello! White flag! What are you thinking?!

Also, when Glenn, and the other two go with the guys to do a “run” and they see they've strung up walkers, that is also something that was done at Woodberry, Andrea saw this as she was arriving into their town and spoke to the Governor about it.

Dianna also comes off much like The Governor, in a lot of ways. She is very sure of herself. But, I can understand in ways why she would. If they've had this town up and running for two years. They don't know any other way.

I just don't want to see a repeat of something that has already happened in the show. The series hasn't been on long enough to have so many repeats.

I did like this episode, don't get me wrong. I liked how Daryl was so against it, standing his ground, doing as he would if he were still on the run. Everyone else seems to be settling in way too easily, even Rick and Michonne. I'm just looking forward to seeing what happens next.
It is going to be a challenge for them to maintain the tension in the Alexandria Safe Zone without rehashing Woodberry. There's only so far they can take the gang's suspicion.

I do love Badass Carol's approach to the interview though. It's probably what I'd do in that situation.

I can't wait to find out who nicked the gun out of the blender. What's that all about?

While far too late in the season for my liking, I think they're off to a good start. The hairdresser's husband, the weird PTSD girl, and the Congresswoman's son...there's no shortage of fuckwitts.

I'm gagging for next week...
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That seriously felt like one of the most traumatic episodes in a really long time. On so many different levels. Damn.

All I know is - Nicolas. Must. Die. Like was anyone else wishing Abraham had gone on that run so he could've let the fists fly longer than Glenn did? That scene. I actually had to look away.

And WTF with Gabriel???

Did he forget this moment when he was throwing the people that saved him under the bus?



There's been so much character evolution over the last few episodes. Even Rick and Carol are feeling a little more complicated than I gave them credit for.

Also - how come nobody ever gets a mercy shot on this show? Like I know it's less dramatic, but that would be the first thing I'd establish in the zombie apocalypse. If it looks like my number is up, do me like Dale before you run away. silly
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That seriously felt like one of the most traumatic episodes in a really long time. On so many different levels. Damn.

All I know is - Nicolas. Must. Die. Like was anyone else wishing Abraham had gone on that run so he could've let the fists fly longer than Glenn did? That scene. I actually had to look away.

And WTF with Gabriel???

There's been so much character evolution over the last few episodes. Even Rick and Carol are feeling a little more complicated than I gave them credit for.

Also - how come nobody ever gets a mercy shot on this show? Like I know it's less dramatic, but that would be the first thing I'd establish in the zombie apocalypse. If it looks like my number is up, do me like Dale before you run away. silly


Amen, Sister, on the mercy shot! I couldn't believe they just left that first guy. I could kind of get how Glen would be too shocked to do the guy in the door, but still, he should be hard enough by now to just get it done.

Let's make a pact right here, Doll. If you and I are ever in a zombie apocalypse, we promise to do each other.

Ah-hem, anyway... If I was Glen, I wouldn't have just tuned him up. I would have killed him. Actually, I would have gone all Shane on his ass and put him down with a shot to the leg. These out-of-touch Alexandria softies are really starting to get up my nose.

I don't know about Rick, but Carol's character of late has really kept me guessing. I couldn't believe she went nuclear on that kid last week when she got caught nicking the guns. And she was so hard on him this week, which doesn't gel with the whole oh-shucks-Leave-it-to-Beaver thing she has going on. But I suppose it feeds nicely into the Dr Wifebeater scenario.

And I know! That fucking priest!

There's not enough time left... I can't wait another six months to see this play out...
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Amen, Sister, on the mercy shot! I couldn't believe they just left that first guy. I could kind of get how Glen would be too shocked to do the guy in the door, but still, he should be hard enough by now to just get it done.

Let's make a pact right here, Doll. If you and I are ever in a zombie apocalypse, we promise to do each other.


Deal!

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Ah-hem, anyway... If I was Glen, I wouldn't have just tuned him up. I would have killed him. Actually, I would have gone all Shane on his ass and put him down with a shot to the leg. These out-of-touch Alexandria softies are really starting to get up my nose.

I don't know about Rick, but Carol's character of late has really kept me guessing. I couldn't believe she went nuclear on that kid last week when she got caught nicking the guns. And she was so hard on him this week, which doesn't gel with the whole oh-shucks-Leave-it-to-Beaver thing she has going on. But I suppose it feeds nicely into the Dr Wifebeater scenario.

And I know! That fucking priest!

There's not enough time left... I can't wait another six months to see this play out...


I would have left him behind as well. Glen has kind of become the moral compass of the group now. And let's face it, some of the other characters are getting a little wobbly. Understandable in some ways, but damn - Carol is strong. I get that bullying the kid was a 'necessary evil' after she got caught but given Carol's recent history with children and her grief over it... being able to flip the switch like that was just ice cold chilly.

Funny thing if the show had started out from the beginning with the Alexandria people as the "main group" and then they'd let in Rick's gang as newbies with the hopes of 'strengthening them' and continuing on with running Pleasantville, imagine how viewers would be reacting to many of those characters... They're all becoming kind of unhinged, ready to 'take over' or lay down new laws. Technically Gabriel isn't all that far off - it's just that our longterm solidarity with the main characters and their backstory makes him the bad guy now.

It certainly makes you appreciate Shane a lot more. He was kind of Apocalypse-evolved beyond his years. I miss that character. sad
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I'm getting fed up with the producers of The Walking Dead killing off all the characters I fancy!!

Tara...



...is looking very precarious right now. I won't be happy if she goes!

Okay, so I'm shallow lol
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Funny thing if the show had started out from the beginning with the Alexandria people as the "main group" and then they'd let in Rick's gang as newbies with the hopes of 'strengthening them' and continuing on with running Pleasantville, imagine how viewers would be reacting to many of those characters... They're all becoming kind of unhinged, ready to 'take over' or lay down new laws. Technically Gabriel isn't all that far off - it's just that our longterm solidarity with the main characters and their backstory makes him the bad guy now.

It certainly makes you appreciate Shane a lot more. He was kind of Apocalypse-evolved beyond his years. I miss that character. sad


Interesting idea on the switching perspectives. I think I always would have hated Dr Wifebeater and the cowardly dumbasses who don't know their asses from their elbows out on a run, but I'm okay with the rest of them so far. And I don't know that Rick's crew has actually done anything that bad. It's not really until they've arrived at Alexandria that Rick and Carol's paranoia has run away with them and ventured into the manipulative. It's still early days on that, but they do need to dial it back a bit.

To be fair to Gabriel, maybe more than he deserves, all he knows is that a bunch of badasses turned up, killed the Terminus guys in his church, and then hauled him away. He's kept himself on the outer, and may not have a full appreciation of the context of our group's actions. Still, there's something up with him.

And I know you've got a thing for the bad boy, but no way was Shane a productive guy to keep around in a zombie apocalypse. The head rubbing aside, he left his best mate for dead, fucked his wife, and murdered one of his own group just so he could get away. He was toxic, and in retrospect, just someone to hate in the boring farm season.
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Never heard of this show so I looked it up. Kids concept stuff. Probably never explains the reason for the flesh eating zombies just a nice excuse to show grotty gunge and vomit making scenes. Sad to think this is entertainment - though it makes sense smacks of a computer game to me like that other piece of dross Game of Thrones. I mean people seriously debate childish characters like Batman nowadays instead of laughing at it. Not a case of the lunatics taken over the asylum but rather the kids have taken over the studios.
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I'm getting fed up with the producers of The Walking Dead killing off all the characters I fancy!!

Tara...



...is looking very precarious right now. I won't be happy if she goes!

Okay, so I'm shallow lol



I really like her character, and I was annoyed she was hurt and may be killed off. Hope not.
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Interesting idea on the switching perspectives. I think I always would have hated Dr Wifebeater and the cowardly dumbasses who don't know their asses from their elbows out on a run, but I'm okay with the rest of them so far. And I don't know that Rick's crew has actually done anything that bad. It's not really until they've arrived at Alexandria that Rick and Carol's paranoia has run away with them and ventured into the manipulative. It's still early days on that, but they do need to dial it back a bit.

To be fair to Gabriel, maybe more than he deserves, all he knows is that a bunch of badasses turned up, killed the Terminus guys in his church, and then hauled him away. He's kept himself on the outer, and may not have a full appreciation of the context of our group's actions. Still, there's something up with him.

And I know you've got a thing for the bad boy, but no way was Shane a productive guy to keep around in a zombie apocalypse. The head rubbing aside, he left his best mate for dead, fucked his wife, and murdered one of his own group just so he could get away. He was toxic, and in retrospect, just someone to hate in the boring farm season.


I'm being a bit ruthless right now, and I think Maggie should just take Gabriel outside the gate, tie him to a tree and let a bunch of walkers enjoy him. I believe Gabriel thinks getting the group kicked out will ensure his secrets never surface. He saved himself by abandoning his wife and his congregation, he is a coward and should die an ugly death. I don't want the season to end, but at the same time, I can't wait to see how it will end.
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And I know you've got a thing for the bad boy, but no way was Shane a productive guy to keep around in a zombie apocalypse. The head rubbing aside, he left his best mate for dead, fucked his wife, and murdered one of his own group just so he could get away. He was toxic, and in retrospect, just someone to hate in the boring farm season.


Nope - let's break it down:

"He left his best mate for dead." - Technically what else could he have done. Rick was hooked up to machines in the hospital. Machines failed. He seemed pretty dead. And zombies were coming. At least he pushed the hospital bed in front of the door to block them out. If he was really evil, he wouldn't have bothered. He probably wouldn't have even bothered checking on his BFF either when the world was basically going to hell. So really - let's be honest here - he was a true friend against all odds. smile

"He fucked his wife." - Ok, yeah... sorta tacky. But he was obviously very in love with Lori. It wasn't just to get laid. As far as he was concerned her husband was dead and here he was - willing to take on a single mother with a kid (a total liability in an apocalypse). So really - he was essentially protecting Rick's family when Rick couldn't. :)

"He murdered one of his group so he could get away." - Technically he'd only just met Otis a few hours earlier - not like they had some longstanding relationship. And, if he hadn't done it, they both would have died. And then Carl would have died too - poor innocent little Carl, whom Otis had negligently shot earlier that day. So really - he saved a little boy. He's a bit of a hero, really. :)

I know there was that whole 'trying to kill Rick' bit later on at the farm, but love and PTSD will make ya do crazy things.

I do love wearing my rose-colored Shane Goggles sometimes.

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Nope - let's break it down:

"He left his best mate for dead." - Technically what else could he have done. Rick was hooked up to machines in the hospital. Machines failed. He seemed pretty dead. And zombies were coming. At least he pushed the hospital bed in front of the door to block them out. If he was really evil, he wouldn't have bothered. He probably wouldn't have even bothered checking on his BFF either when the world was basically going to hell. So really - let's be honest here - he was a true friend against all odds. smile

"He fucked his wife." - Ok, yeah... sorta tacky. But he was obviously very in love with Lori. It wasn't just to get laid. As far as he was concerned her husband was dead and here he was - willing to take on a single mother with a kid (a total liability in an apocalypse). So really - he was essentially protecting Rick's family when Rick couldn't. :)

"He murdered one of his group so he could get away." - Technically he'd only just met Otis a few hours earlier - not like they had some longstanding relationship. And, if he hadn't done it, they both would have died. And then Carl would have died too - poor innocent little Carl, whom Otis had negligently shot earlier that day. So really - he saved a little boy. He's a bit of a hero, really. :)

I know there was that whole 'trying to kill Rick' bit later on at the farm, but love and PTSD will make ya do crazy things.

I do love wearing my rose-colored Shane Goggles sometimes.


Hmmm, maybe. I'll give you leaving Rick behind, although I would have played it differently. And I'll even concede him slipping Lori one under the circumstances, especially given what a bitch she was. But no deal on Otis.

They might not have both made it, but it was definitely worth trying. Dropping Otis like that was stone cold psycho shit. That was his death sentence for me. The rest of it: undermining Rick with Carl and you know, trying to kill Rick, that just hammered it home.

But hey, I get it. Girl's gotta eat.

This week's episode had me so frustrated. I can't believe Nicholas. Even after everything, he was still too stupid to take the pass Glen gave him. Impressive stuff from our boy though. A better man than I.

And Rick... *sigh* He's way too over the top. Sure, Dr Wifebeater needs to be brought into line, but suggesting he should be killed is crazy, at least at that point. Thank God we were spared another speech.

Hopefully this W business comes to light next week and unites Alexandria. Speaking of, what do you think the deal is with that?
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We were talking about the W, what it could possibly mean, and we believe it's Morgan carving his initials into their heads. Upside down M. Rick's lust toward Jessie has clouded his judgment, although her husband deserved what he got.
I think the carved 'W' signs are signalling the new "Bad Guys" on the horizon... assumably some renegade psychos that will challenge the Alexandria Safe Zone and want to take it for themselves.

This would technically allow Rick to be 'right' about everything he screams about in the last episode (Alexandria is not secure, there are bad people who will want to take it from you, we have to prepare etc.). If they do punish Rick for his totally unhinged outburst, the arrival of a new threat would be what the show would need to allow Rick to redeem himself among the group... and pretty much come out as the 'I told you so' Hero.

Also - there was this foreboding graffiti written on the wall inside Noah's demolished community ('Wolves Not Far').... plus they found that truck of half-chopped 'W'-carved walkers just outside the broken walls there - so it seems like whoever wrecked that community likes to make their mark, maybe to intimidate and scare people first, and then take what they want. It would make sense that a relatively sheltered community like Noah's, and even Alexandria, would be seen as soft pickings filled with people that are easy to scare into submission.




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Sure, Dr Wifebeater needs to be brought into line, but suggesting he should be killed is crazy, at least at that point.

I'm thinking Carol is going to take him out, not waiting for things to get settled. She's been in that situation before and has zero tolerance or patience for it.

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I think the carved 'W' signs are signalling the new "Bad Guys" on the horizon... assumably some renegade psychos that will challenge the Alexandria Safe Zone and want to take it for themselves.

This would technically allow Rick to be 'right' about everything he screams about in the last episode (Alexandria is not secure, there are bad people who will want to take it from you, we have to prepare etc.). If they do punish Rick for his totally unhinged outburst, the arrival of a new threat would be what the show would need to allow Rick to redeem himself among the group... and pretty much come out as the 'I told you so' Hero.

Also - there was this foreboding graffiti written on the wall inside Noah's demolished community ('Wolves Not Far').... plus they found that truck of half-chopped 'W'-carved walkers just outside the broken walls there - so it seems like whoever wrecked that community likes to make their mark, maybe to intimidate and scare people first, and then take what they want. It would make sense that a relatively sheltered community like Noah's, and even Alexandria, would be seen as soft pickings filled with people that are easy to scare into submission.


I think you're definitely onto something there, Doll. I completely forgot about the truckload at Noah's old place. Man!

Giving this probably way more thought than I should, I wonder about Nicholas digging up that gun after the dust settled in the last episode. If that was the gun Rick left behind in the blender, maybe he's the W crew's inside man. It would be a great ploy for him to slowly erode the community's stronger defenders and leave them exposed for an attack.
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Season 5 finished with a big meh.

But Alexandra Breckenridge ... wow


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I have to keep averting my eye to avoid spoilers because I'm only in season 3. And I really love the show, but one thing keeps bugging me. How come they never stop for gas?

I'm sure there would be gas around, from cars and abandoned gas stations, so it is a logical flaw they could at least address. But they don't. They drive SUVs and RVs for Christ's sake!
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I have to keep averting my eye to avoid spoilers because I'm only in season 3. And I really love the show, but one thing keeps bugging me. How come they never stop for gas?

I'm sure there would be gas around, from cars and abandoned gas stations, so it is a logical flaw they could at least address. But they don't. They drive SUVs and RVs for Christ's sake!


Hmm... I could swear we've seen them siphoning gas from cars on various episodes - especially at that highway gridlock just before they lost Sophia in season two. I assume finding gas at this point would mostly be a stroke of luck, but yeah - they don't really touch on it much anymore.

Their companion series "Fear the Walking Dead" is starting sometime this summer (same premise, early in the zombie apocalypse, but on the west coast and with a different core group of characters). I'm not sure how successful it will be, but I think it'll be fun to check out. And you can watch this one without fear of spoilers! smile
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Hmm... I could swear we've seen them siphoning gas from cars on various episodes - especially at that highway gridlock just before they lost Sophia in season two. I assume finding gas at this point would mostly be a stroke of luck, but yeah - they don't really touch on it much anymore.

Their companion series "Fear the Walking Dead" is starting sometime this summer (same premise, early in the zombie apocalypse, but on the west coast and with a different core group of characters). I'm not sure how successful it will be, but I think it'll be fun to check out. And you can watch this one without fear of spoilers! smile


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You should work for one of those sites that does episode reviews.


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Hmm... I could swear we've seen them siphoning gas from cars on various episodes - especially at that highway gridlock just before they lost Sophia in season two. I assume finding gas at this point would mostly be a stroke of luck, but yeah - they don't really touch on it much anymore.


That's when it occurred to me (I just finished season 2). I figured they should be siphoning gas out of as many cars as they could at the gridlock, but they devote almost no time to it. I figure they could at least make a couple passing references to it.