[WINNER’S ANNOUNCED!] Backfiring New Year’s Resolutions Writing Challenge for 500 Coins ($50)

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Cum one, cum all to enter the Backfiring New Year’s Resolutions writing challenge while the story submit is on pause.

Write a 75-word story to post in this forum about a New Year’s Resolution that backfired. Be funny or scary or maybe it backfired in the best way possible. Just hit the theme, writers!

Rules:

1. All Lush site rules apply

2. Max 75 words

3. Must be about a New Year’s resolution that didn’t go as planned

4. Must be erotic.

5. No IF or Poetry

6. Have Fun!

Contest begins Dec 30th and ends at midnight January 9 Eastern Standard Time. One winner will be picked and awarded 375 coins ($37.50)

Edit: thanks to a second generous Lushie, the prize has been upped from 375 Lush coins to 500!!! :worship:

I don’t know who will judge yet, but it won’t be me. :)

Oh, Kimmi, these little competitions of yours are so silly and so much fun! I've just posted my entry (below). It's another gilded Baroque confection. And while we're on the subject of currency, I will add 200 coins to the prize, as I only deal in Venetian gold ducats. In the unlikely event of my winning, I will give the coins to my fellow podium occupiers.

 Perdonami Padre.

Venice, January 4th, 1725.

Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned...

 “What are you writing, maestro, another concerto?”

“My confession.”

“Will you need more paper?”

“Not yet.”

It has been…a year since my last…my las…conffffesssio… On…on this very day last year, I swore I would ggggive her up…. but, the fffflesh is weak… and her beauty so bewitching…

“Mmmmm, maestro.”

“Damn it!”

“Oh, mmmm… ”

“Get up off your knees and get ready for rehearsal!”

Careful What You Wish For

Keeping my resolution to lose the weight that kept me down, I thought, I broke up with Jim.

He lacked libido, and I had to forage to even find his genitalia.

A year later, after training, he frequented a beauty, who intimated, “He is insatiable. At least three times a day, a tongue that finds every nerve, a rock-hard appendage, and sensitivity.”

Worst resolution ever for me, best for Jim.

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Well, some people around here really like y’all! I received another donation of coins to put in this writing challenge. So… a second place will be awarded for 125 ($12.50) Lush coins.

Keep ‘em cumming!

Thank you, Piquet! :) The second place winner will now receive 325 Lush coins for ($32.50)!

And my judge is a non-Lushie who doesn’t know anything about coins, so I promise no bias to Piquet’s entry.

“My resolution,” she whispered, brushing his lips, “was to be more disciplined.”

He grinned, binding her wrists with his silk tie. “Mine was to be more spontaneous.”

A delicious shiver ran through her. This was the plan: she’d resist, he’d fail.

But as his mouth traced her collarbone, her resolve dissolved into gasps. His resolve, however, held firm—all night.

By dawn, she was utterly, wonderfully ruined. His resolution was the only one kept.

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“My resolution,” she whispered, brushing his lips, “was to be more disciplined.”

He grinned, binding her wrists with his silk tie. “Mine was to be more spontaneous.”

A delicious shiver ran through her. This was the plan: she’d resist, he’d fail.

But as his mouth traced her collarbone, her resolve dissolved into gasps. His resolve, however, held firm—all night.

By dawn, she was utterly, wonderfully ruined. His resolution was the only one kept.

Ok damn. If this one doesn't win I'm gonna be upset. Well done!

A young couple make a New Year's Resolution: they will dry hump, wearing underwear from each other's drawer for added thrill.

Tonight, she slips into his boxers, giggling.

He pulls on her lacy panties, with the material hugging his arousal tightly.

Grinding against her, their bodies heated and wanting, he whispers how her scent drives him wild.

Both of them moan, sharing an orgasm.

Then she confesses—those are her sister's, accidentally mixed in.

Abstention Calling

I wallow in thought as café customers bustle around me.

That's it. I'm done with girls. New Year, new me. Four dumpings in six months; one straight after Christmas? Enough!

Time to forget Trish sucking my soul through my cock. Hannah begging “Harder” when I bite her nipples. Olivia’s tight arse. Tamsin’s deepthroa…

“Is this seat taken?”

I snap up. Brunette tresses framing button nose and freckled cheeks. Smiling. Inviting. Chic. Ripe for exploration.

Fuck.

The easiest way to break a resolution, indeed! I love the wit and the humor!

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Abstention Calling

I wallow in thought as café customers bustle around me.

That's it. I'm done with girls. New Year, new me. Four dumpings in six months; one straight after Christmas? Enough!

Time to forget Trish sucking my soul through my cock. Hannah begging “Harder” when I bite her nipples. Olivia’s tight arse. Tamsin’s deepthroa…

“Is this seat taken?”

I snap up. Brunette tresses framing button nose and freckled cheeks. Smiling. Inviting. Chic. Ripe for exploration.

Fuck.

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Abstention Calling

I wallow in thought as café customers bustle around me.

That's it. I'm done with girls. New Year, new me. Four dumpings in six months; one straight after Christmas? Enough!

Time to forget Trish sucking my soul through my cock. Hannah begging “Harder” when I bite her nipples. Olivia’s tight arse. Tamsin’s deepthroa…

“Is this seat taken?”

I snap up. Brunette tresses framing button nose and freckled cheeks. Smiling. Inviting. Chic. Ripe for exploration.

Fuck.

That's not new years resolutions gone wrong. That's just normal behaviour. Love the flashbacks in this one.

Two more days to enter, peeps!

Loving the entries. Some are just so hilarious! One day to go! ❤️😜😇

The writing challenge is now closed. Thank you all for playing! No more entries judged below this post and results out by Sunday 11th.

Is it wrong that I am almost more excited for this than the official comp?😋

A look back at the winners in four writing challenges of 2025:

CuriousAnnie

WannabeWordsmith

deviantsusie

MisterStiffy

Jen

JamesLlewellyn

techgoddess

JPSinister

AvidlyCurious

UnchainedLioness

wxt55uk

Obsolete_Fox

Ellie73

expressomarkie

Writing_Interest

This challenge was a welcome activity for my judge recovering from surgery. Each entry had unique appeal! Thank you to all who entered and I hope it was fun!

It was tight as a virgin’s puss, peeps!

So, two 3rd place winners have been added. Congratulations LYFBUZ and JamesLlewellyn! You each receive 100 coins!

Congratulations to your 2rd place winner cliff_edger! You will receive 325 coins.

And congratulations to the cock loving winner MC1982! You will receive 500 coins.

Love to all! ❤️

Congrats to everyone who entered

Congratulations, MC1982, cliff_edger, LYFBUZ and JamesLlewellyn!

Congratulations to all the winners!

And thank you again for rolling out this fun competition, Kimmie. To me, it's like sitting in a workshop with a bunch of talented and hilarious writers whom I can learn from.

Looking forward to more stuff like this! 😘🍷🤓

Congrats to all the winning entries for their fun takes on the theme, and of course to Kimmi for her generosity at sponsoring the event. These are always a blast. Love it.

Congrats, everyone!

Thank you so much, Kimmi, for organising these fun challenges. These might be short, but not easy, so thanks to all who played along, writing and/or reading

Congrats to the winners and thank you Kimmi

Wow, thank you very much!

And thank you for your generous sponsership, Kimmi and family. Congratulations LYFBUZZ, James Llewellen and Cliff_edger!

Another great Kimmi challenge!! And wow, such a strong field that she had to split third. Congratulations to the winners and thanks to all who entered. It has been a blast.

This was a fun challenge; I'm glad I tried it. And congrats to the winners and everyone who participated

Congrats to the winners!

Thanks for doing this challenge, Kimmi. Sorry I never for around to sharing mine. Life has been busy! 😎😘

Congratulations to the winners and big hugs and kisses to Kimmi and company for making it happen. I wish I was some sort as clever as all those who entered.

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A look back at the winners in four writing challenges of 2025:

CuriousAnnie

WannabeWordsmith

deviantsusie

MisterStiffy

Jen

JamesLlewellyn

techgoddess

JPSinister

AvidlyCurious

UnchainedLioness

wxt55uk

Obsolete_Fox

Ellie73

expressomarkie

Writing_Interest

I am just gutted. Why on earth was my entry not in the top ten. There is something rather suspicious going on here I say.

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I am just gutted. Why on earth was my entry not in the top ten. There is something rather suspicious going on here I say.

Hey! You were an honorable mention end of ‘24, so pipe down peanut. And, like you have to actually write something to win. 🤣

Taste the rainbow… you’ll feel better!