Backfiring New Year’s Resolutions Writing Challenge for 500 Coins ($50)

Cum one, cum all to enter the Backfiring New Year’s Resolutions writing challenge while the story submit is on pause.

Write a 75-word story to post in this forum about a New Year’s Resolution that backfired. Be funny or scary or maybe it backfired in the best way possible. Just hit the theme, writers!

Rules:

1. All Lush site rules apply

2. Max 75 words

3. Must be about a New Year’s resolution that didn’t go as planned

4. Must be erotic.

5. No IF or Poetry

6. Have Fun!

Contest begins Dec 30th and ends at midnight January 9 Eastern Standard Time. One winner will be picked and awarded 375 coins ($37.50)

Edit: thanks to a second generous Lushie, the prize has been upped from 375 Lush coins to 500!!! :worship:

I don’t know who will judge yet, but it won’t be me. :)

All right, Kimmi. Let me get right on it.

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All right, Kimmi. Let me get right on it.

Yay!

I turned 18 in November, still in high school.

My boyfriend was pressuring me to have sex with him.  “No, I’m not sleeping with you.  Just stop.”  He didn’t. 

I made a New Year’s resolution to keep my virginity until I was ready.

“Let me dry hump you then.  I promise, I won’t fuck you.”

Lying naked together, he came all over my vagina.

“Mom, Dad --- I’m pregnant.”

“Any resolution,” my horny girlfriend offered on New Year’s Day.

“I resolve a year of unlimited anal sex,” I declared, something denied for years.

“Agreed, but on my terms.”

“Agreed.”

She stripped us. My massive cock hardened, readied for her tiny virgin ass.

She bent me over the table, cuffing my wrists and ankles wide. Then came her strap-on.

“Wait. No! Your ass!”

“My terms,” she repeated.

The doorbell rang for the Rose Bowl party.

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Cum one, cum all to enter the Backfiring New Year’s Resolutions writing challenge while the story submit is on pause.

Write a 75-word story to post in this forum about a New Year’s Resolution that backfired. Be funny or scary or maybe it backfired in the best way possible. Just hit the theme, writers!

Rules:

1. All Lush site rules apply

2. Max 75 words

3. Must be about a New Year’s resolution that didn’t go as planned

4. Must be erotic.

5. No IF or Poetry

6. Have Fun!

Contest begins Dec 30th and ends at midnight January 9 Eastern Standard Time. One winner will be picked and awarded 375 coins ($37.50)

I don’t know who will judge yet, but it won’t be me. :)

Oh my God I have so many. I wish I could submit a dozen.! Thank you - this will be some fun

Thank you for running this competition, Kimmi. 😊 I believe it is 74 words, all true, of course! 😜

Dry

“I’m not touching alcohol this January,” I confidently state.

“It’s my New Year’s resolution!”

My wife gives me a knowing smile.

At the pub, my wife, our friends, all drinking, having fun.

I sit there, watching, nursing my Yorkshire tea.  

Once home, my naked wife lies there, legs spread, inviting.

I climb between them, my ten-inch cock erect, primed.

She rolls to one side, legs closed, and giggles…

“I’m having a dry January too!”

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Thank you for running this competition, Kimmi. 😊 I believe it is 74 words, all true, of course! 😜

Dry

“I’m not touching alcohol this January,” I confidently state.

“It’s my New Year’s resolution!”

My wife gives me a knowing smile.

At the pub, my wife, our friends, all drinking, having fun.

I sit there, watching, nursing my Yorkshire tea.  

Once home, my naked wife lies there, legs spread, inviting.

I climb between them, my ten-inch cock erect, primed.

She rolls to one side, legs closed, and giggles…

“I’m having a dry January too!”

Geeee nius

What a fun way to finish and start the year. I love your challenges! Thank you, Kimmi!

I Hear You

Not our first tango.

“Promised I wouldn’t… again.”

“I hear your plea, yet your hips’ back-and-forth rocking onto me screams louder. Same as last NYE’s party.”

There’s the leg shaking and... eyes shutting tight.

“You know there’s no holding it. Yield.”

That's it.

“Once you come down, here, taste your melted resolve coating my fingers and tell me, which one should I believe, your words or your quivering body beckoning me for more?”

“Damn you!”

Me thinks y’all have taken a lil too quickly to this backfiring resolutions thing. Must have been down this road before.

Great idea, Kimmi. Seventy five words it is. Direct from the naughty cupboard under the stairs...

😁

Secret Whispers

After dinner that evening, I asked my wife what her New Year's resolution would be.

“To have sex more often,” she whispered. We mingled with the guests at the party.

Walking past the library, I heard my brother’s voice.

“So, you told him you’re going to have sex more often?”

“It was the truth, just not as often as I’ll be fucking you. Now stick your dick back in me and make me cum again.”

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What a fun way to finish and start the year. I love your challenges! Thank you, Kimmi!

I Hear You

Not our first tango.

“Promised I wouldn’t… again.”

“I hear your plea, yet your hips’ back-and-forth rocking onto me screams louder. Same as last NYE’s party.”

There’s the leg shaking and... eyes shutting tight.

“You know there’s no holding it. Yield.”

That's it.

“Once you come down, here, taste your melted resolve coating my fingers and tell me, which one should I believe, your words or your quivering body beckoning me for more?”

“Damn you!”

Damn you indeed. Leg shaking was it. Hmmm.

I slipped off Greg’s cock and stretched out next to him. Cum oozed out of my ass as I relaxed. My own cream coated Greg’s belly.

“How was that?” Greg asked, smiling.

“Fantastic,” I answered, “Best sex ever.”

“Better than Gail?”

I chuckled at the mention of my wife.

“Much,” I replied, “I resolved at New Year’s to improve relations with her family like she wanted. Mission accomplished.”

My brother-in-law burst into laughter.

The end of 2025. A time for reflection. What might a healthier, happier 2026 look like?

Tantric sex! Spirituality, sensuality, self awareness! A new me! An ‘edgy’ 2026, followed by kicking off 2027 with a BANG!

Fast forward: January 2, 2026. I am catching up on the Lush Advent Writing Comp. Great stories. Some pull at my heartstrings. Others make me want to ‘pull’ something else. Fuck.

Lesson learned. Resolutions are hard. Edging, harder.