A Question of Balance

Ladies, why do you keep falling over? In film after film after film, I keep seeing women trip themselves up over seemingly nothing. What's up? Many people might suspect that your breasts throw off your center of gravity (the actresses in the films are usually super-endowed in this area). However, these random collapses happen so often, I'm beginning to wonder if it isn't some inner ear issue... perhaps even a neural disorder. I'm concerned! What do we need to do to keep you safe and upright? Should we issue protective uniforms or install more railings and padding around everywhere? I'm open to any other suggestions.

Um, seriously? I find women less prone to being stumblebums than, say, me.🙄 Interesting to see what the ladies have to say.

Maybe it’s the films you are watching? I can’t recall any films recently with hordes of buxom ladies tumbling over everything… maybe if you give us some examples it’ll help jog the memory

Have you been watching k-drama by any chance? It's a huge trope to fall and be caught by the love interest in slow motion. Usually accompanied with airbrushing effects, sparkles or the sound of chimes. Horror movies are the other option given the time of year.