Commandment

6 Mar 2014

Quote by ToshLoveCC

You thieve and murder people while you have sex?

Well, damn...

Well, I generally steal condoms at the convenience store and make a huge genocide in them. L16

6 Mar 2014

Quote by SereneProdigy

Well, I generally steal condoms at the convenience store and make a huge genocide in them.

There was a nun in my 6th grade class that told us if we ever worked in a pharmacy it would not be a sin for us to use a pin to poke a hole in the condoms.

8 Mar 2014

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
evil4

10 Mar 2014

Quote by Scriptwriter66
There was a nun in my 6th grade class that told us if we ever worked in a pharmacy it would not be a sin for us to use a pin to poke a hole in the condoms.

People like that should not be allowed to educate children.

=== Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER ===

11 Mar 2014

Though shalt not judge random cockpics when looking at profiles on Lush.

21 Nov 2025

Numbers 2 and 3. I'm good with the rest.