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Do you ever wish you had a cock?
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"How can I having a cock be useful? "WELL FOR STARTERS ONE CAN WRITE THEIR NAMES IN SNOW. THEY ARE VERY USEFUL FOR DRIBBLING ON TOILETTE SEATS. WHEN DRUNK THEY DO A MARVELOUS JOB OF PISSING ON FLOORS.
THEY GIVE ONE BRAGGING RITES,ARE A HUMANE METHOD FOR TRAINING COWGIRLS
NIKKI703YOUR "NO DO YOU?"is priceless!
THEY GIVE ONE BRAGGING RITES,ARE A HUMANE METHOD FOR TRAINING COWGIRLS
NIKKI703YOUR "NO DO YOU?"is priceless!
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At one point all women wish they where man to feel what they feel and fuck at anytime they want and when they want
but I mean wtf right having a pussy can be very useful too lol 
so cheers
but I mean wtf right having a pussy can be very useful too lol so cheers 
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You ladies can borrow mine anytime lol
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"What is the quality of your intent?" - Thurgood Marshall
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I really really really wish I had a cock between my legs right now...
Of course, I want it to be attached to a man and for him to be doing wicked things to me with it....
What do you mean that's not what you meant? What the fuck else would I do with a cock??
Slow roast it on a bed of potatoes?
"What is the quality of your intent?" - Thurgood Marshall
But seriously…
Penis envy was just a Victorian label born from men’s inability, in that period of history, to fully understand why women wanted equality.
Penis envy was a Victorian theory, particularly of Sigmund Freud's in 1908 and was based on his study of women’s envy of men’s superior social position. Freud and his followers could only see woman in the image defined by Freud – inferior, childish, helpless, with no possibility of happiness unless she adjusted to being man’s passive object – they wanted to help women get rid of their suppressed envy and “their neurotic desire to be equal”.
It was never really about women wanting to have a cock.
Oh and Sigmund Freud was a coke head, not sure if that has any bearing on some of his theories but worth a mention!
Penis envy was just a Victorian label born from men’s inability, in that period of history, to fully understand why women wanted equality.
Penis envy was a Victorian theory, particularly of Sigmund Freud's in 1908 and was based on his study of women’s envy of men’s superior social position. Freud and his followers could only see woman in the image defined by Freud – inferior, childish, helpless, with no possibility of happiness unless she adjusted to being man’s passive object – they wanted to help women get rid of their suppressed envy and “their neurotic desire to be equal”.
It was never really about women wanting to have a cock.
Oh and Sigmund Freud was a coke head, not sure if that has any bearing on some of his theories but worth a mention!
Quote by Bianca618129
At one point all women wish they where man to feel what they feel and fuck at anytime they want and when they want
Sorry, that's not true. I've never wanted to be a man so I could have a cock. I would say I never wanted a cock of my own, but you know.....
Mazztastic
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Slow roast it on a bed of potatoes?
Now, that's what I'm talkin' 'bout!
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But seriously…
Penis envy was just a Victorian label born from men’s inability, in that period of history, to fully understand why women wanted equality.
Penis envy was a Victorian theory, particularly of Sigmund Freud's in 1908 and was based on his study of women’s envy of men’s superior social position. Freud and his followers could only see woman in the image defined by Freud – inferior, childish, helpless, with no possibility of happiness unless she adjusted to being man’s passive object – they wanted to help women get rid of their suppressed envy and “their neurotic desire to be equal”.
It was never really about women wanting to have a cock.
Oh and Sigmund Freud was a coke head, not sure if that has any bearing on some of his theories but worth a mention!
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Sure. But I never have a problem getting hold of one when I need it.
Orgasm Aficionado
This question reminds me of the old joke that ends:
"My mum says girls are better than boys," Jane says.
"No, they're not," says Johnny pulling down his shorts, "You haven't got
one of these!"
Jane looks at him, raises her skirt, and pulls down her panties. "My mum says
that as long as I've got one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!!"
"My mum says girls are better than boys," Jane says.
"No, they're not," says Johnny pulling down his shorts, "You haven't got
one of these!"
Jane looks at him, raises her skirt, and pulls down her panties. "My mum says
that as long as I've got one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!!"
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I would like to add to my earlier post about the girlfriend that liked to straddle me so my penis looked like it could be her penis.
She happened to be one of those people that always felt she got the short end of the stick(yes, I mean the pun) no matter what end of the stick she got.
To explain it another way, she always felt sorry for herself and was a constant party pooper.
I say this because after reading Kimasa's post about the Victorian Era Penis Envy that was this girlfriend's method of expressing her envy for anybody and everybody that wasn't her. It was just her way of being a bigger party pooper.
She happened to be one of those people that always felt she got the short end of the stick(yes, I mean the pun) no matter what end of the stick she got.
To explain it another way, she always felt sorry for herself and was a constant party pooper.
I say this because after reading Kimasa's post about the Victorian Era Penis Envy that was this girlfriend's method of expressing her envy for anybody and everybody that wasn't her. It was just her way of being a bigger party pooper.
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Really? Where do you live, 1950?
It seems like it sometimes. Most political figures of any importance are men (Congress, Presidents, Prime Ministers, Parliament, etc.) CEO's are men, Military Generals are men, Popes are men, etc.. Women are not seen as equals in many countries.
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Not since I realized I had one. And another one would really make my trousers look odd.
I don't know, if I had second penis it may make my trousers look funny but I could double penetrate my girlfriend all by myself!
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Didn't particularly care or think about until the first time I wore a strap on...felt so powerful and understood how guys feel in a way lol..
and felt incredibly horny stroking that thick shaft between my legs mm
and felt incredibly horny stroking that thick shaft between my legs mm
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Yes, for a variety of reasons.
Trees grow, flowers bloom.
I'm a creeper, BOOM.
I'm a creeper, BOOM.
Active Ink Slinger
I've got three cocks. But I doubt you're talking about my roosters. *sigh*
But in all seriousness... I have access to one, pretty much whenever I want. I don't need to wish.
But in all seriousness... I have access to one, pretty much whenever I want. I don't need to wish.
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I have a bunch of them. All different colors and sizes and just as patient as I want them to be and never jealous.
Advanced Wordsmith
I love being a woman and I love having a pussy but I'd love to have a cock for a day just to see what it's like! I'd obviously have a wank, wee standing up and have sex.
Advanced Wordsmith
If I had a cock it would always be hard. I think abt sex ALLLLL the time. glad I don't have it so I can hide my constant horniness
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I'd pretty much face fuck every girl. I'd only ever think about it to see what it feels like for them.
Rookie Scribe
I'd pretty much face fuck every girl. I'd only ever think about it to see what it feels like for them.