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Do you have an odd crush on someone on TV?
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I have a RIDICULOUS crush on the TYT presenter Ana Kasparian.
(Her laugh makes me get all giddy and uncomfortable!!!)
She likes LATIN GUYS though. (I'm like the OPPOSITE of a Latin Guy.)
But I LOVE her!
xx SF
She's so pretty and clever and funny and cute and she did her MA in Political Science when she was working and her hair is amazing and she has almond shaped Armenian eyes and she has the best boobs and she's really fiesty and outspoken and I'm like a TEENAGER it's not even about the SEX it's just that she's the most INCREDIBLE girl and I wonder what her hair smells like...
Everyone: "Oh JESUS dude you have it BAD!"
Me: "I'm learning Spanish..."
Everyone: "OH NO STEVE DON'T!!! It won't end well. Hun, she's a little YOUNG for you too, yeah?"
Me: "I look younger than my age though..."
Everyone: "Hun, we SAY that but you DON'T! We were just being nice!"
Me: "So... You don't think I have a chance?"
Everyone: "Well... Everyone has A CHANCE but... In this case... Maybe not you."
Me: "Maybe isn't no..."
Everyone: "Then we meant NO! You have no chance with Ana Kasparian. NONE!"
Me: "I tried to write her a love poem..."
Everyone: "REALLY?"
Me: "Yeah... But FUCK ALL rhymes with KASPARIAN..."
(Her laugh makes me get all giddy and uncomfortable!!!)
She likes LATIN GUYS though. (I'm like the OPPOSITE of a Latin Guy.)
But I LOVE her!
xx SF
She's so pretty and clever and funny and cute and she did her MA in Political Science when she was working and her hair is amazing and she has almond shaped Armenian eyes and she has the best boobs and she's really fiesty and outspoken and I'm like a TEENAGER it's not even about the SEX it's just that she's the most INCREDIBLE girl and I wonder what her hair smells like...
Everyone: "Oh JESUS dude you have it BAD!"
Me: "I'm learning Spanish..."
Everyone: "OH NO STEVE DON'T!!! It won't end well. Hun, she's a little YOUNG for you too, yeah?"
Me: "I look younger than my age though..."
Everyone: "Hun, we SAY that but you DON'T! We were just being nice!"
Me: "So... You don't think I have a chance?"
Everyone: "Well... Everyone has A CHANCE but... In this case... Maybe not you."
Me: "Maybe isn't no..."
Everyone: "Then we meant NO! You have no chance with Ana Kasparian. NONE!"
Me: "I tried to write her a love poem..."
Everyone: "REALLY?"
Me: "Yeah... But FUCK ALL rhymes with KASPARIAN..."
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I have a RIDICULOUS crush on the TYT presenter Ana Kasparian.
(Her laugh makes me get all giddy and uncomfortable!!!)
She likes LATIN GUYS though. (I'm like the OPPOSITE of a Latin Guy.)
But I LOVE her!
xx SF
She's so pretty and clever and funny and cute and she did her MA in Political Science when she was working and her hair is amazing and she has almond shaped Armenian eyes and she has the best boobs and she's really fiesty and outspoken and I'm like a TEENAGER it's not even about the SEX it's just that she's the most INCREDIBLE girl and I wonder what her hair smells like...
Everyone: "Oh JESUS dude you have it BAD!"
Me: "I'm learning Spanish..."
Everyone: "OH NO STEVE DON'T!!! It won't end well. Hun, she's a little YOUNG for you too, yeah?"
Me: "I look younger than my age though..."
Everyone: "Hun, we SAY that but you DON'T! We were just being nice!"
Me: "So... You don't think I have a chance?"
Everyone: "Well... Everyone has A CHANCE but... In this case... Maybe not you."
Me: "Maybe isn't no..."
Everyone: "Then we meant NO! You have no chance with Ana Kasparian. NONE!"
Me: "I tried to write her a love poem..."
Everyone: "REALLY?"
Me: "Yeah... But FUCK ALL rhymes with KASPARIAN..."
You forgot about Ian, her grandfather. You must know GRANDPA IAN KASPARIAN!
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You forgot about Ian, her grandfather. You must know GRANDPA IAN KASPARIAN!
"Although I am not Latin or Rastafarian,
I love you Young Turks Ana Kasparian...
And what The Turks did to the Armenians
Was heinous and mean.
And if I had been around then I would have caused a scene.
"Darling Ms. Kasparian,
I know it seems contrarian
For one such as me to fall for you, a beautiful libertarian,
But I love you like a farmer loves all things all agrarian.
And I'm IRISH, not a Georgian or a Kurd or an Algerian..."
dpw: "Stop there, Love. Just STOP!"
xx SF
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I have a few that do entice me...
Erin Burnett
Erica Hill
Robin Meade
Erin Burnett
Erica Hill
Robin Meade
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A serious crush, No. Men and women on TV I'd love to fuck, Absolutely!!
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such as?